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The age difference?
No, it's never an issue.
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I mean, just to give you a sense
of things, I was in my 30s at the time.
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I was a practicing physician.
I own my own condo.
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I wasn't some flaky kid.
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But then I met Warren.
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And at 57, he was in his absolute prime.
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He was handsome and vigorous
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and doing important things
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with the kind of wisdom and empathy
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you only acquire
living in the world that long.
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Warren was a man...
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a fully evolved, remarkable man.
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Okay. I'm back.
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Did she bring the dessert menu?
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Trust me, you have never in your life
tasted a crème brûlée
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like the one they make here.
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Unless you're in Paris, of course.
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- No, not our table.
- It's not?
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No, no, no.
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- We're just sitting here.
- No, we weren't. Yeah.
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- Here.
- Terribly sorry.
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I went to the ladies room by mistake.
I guess I'm on a roll.
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{\an8}Deep breath.
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{\an8}No.
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You didn't even give me a chance
to exhale. What the fuck?
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What, are you having a smoke back there?
Pick up the pace.
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Try to relax.
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Yeah. I might have to wait
until your fist is out of my goddamn--
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Enlarge prostate,
fairly common at your age.
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Yeah. That way it takes me
a half hour to piss.
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The gland is exerting pressure
in the urethra.
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- Picture a garden hose being stepped on.
- I don't want to do that.
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Just fix it, man. I'm begging you.
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I do security patrol.
I'm in a car all night.
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I gotta pee every second.
I'm going to people's bushes.
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Urinating people's bushes?
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What do I do? Vacation checks. It's fine.
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Flomax. It should give you some relief,
but see a urologist.
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At your age with these symptoms,
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there's a significant risk
of prostate cancer.
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Nice to meet you too.
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I really like that Quinto fella at dinner.
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It was very smart of you
to add them to your practice.
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These African doctors,
they're really more empathetic.
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That's been my experience.
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You did mention that in the car,
sweetheart, but thank you.
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That means a lot that you feel that way.
It really does.
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There you are.
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Where's that voicemail button?
They keep moving.
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- Okay, you just took a screenshot.
- Trying to get this voicemail.
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Let's just move it over here. Thanks.
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Hey, it's Steve Lucas.
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So, Warren, I finally heard back
from Leslie at Simon and Schuster.
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Sorry to say she passed on the pitch.
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They're just not looking
for Watergate stuff right now.
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"Watergate stuff"?
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It's goddamn history.
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- This is monumental history.
- Sorry, honey.
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I was assistant chief counsel
to the Senate committee, Cynthia.
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We exposed the crimes
of a sitting president.
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Are you telling me that that story
is not relevant today?
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I'm not. No.
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Worked hand in glove
with the great Sam Ervin.
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On the Zoom, That Leslie character
didn't even know who he was.
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Kept calling him Julius Erving.
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God.
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When did I fall off the edge of the earth?
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FaceTime? For real, dad?
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You don't return a goddamn voicemail.
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- Oh, God. Yeah.
- Glad to see you're alive. Somewhat.
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- Is it morning or afternoon?
- Try again.
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- That explains the darkness.
- Sammi, what are you doing?
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Are you singing at all?
Open mic nights. Anything?
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I've been writing, mostly, but...
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I've gotta go, Dad.
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I'm starting to feel sick
from whatever I did last night.
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Okay. Come over tomorrow.
I'll get Chinese from next door.
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You love the boiled squid, right?
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Oh, God.
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Such a delicate flower.
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Oh, come on, Mr. Prostate. Come on.
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Oh, Christ on a bike.
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BPSP, Officer Olszewski speaking.
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Hey. Yeah. We live across
from the Rand house, 228 Lawrence.
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My wife said she just saw some guy
hop the side gate.
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I don't know,
you might wanna go check that out.
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On my way, sir.
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Mother of ass.
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You reached Warren Rand.
I'm not available right now.
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Fuck.
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Warren.
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There's someone in the house. Warren.
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Man, do I have to pee?
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Get out! Get out! I have a gun.
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- BPSP. BPSP.
- BPSP? What are you saying?
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- Brooklyn Private Security Patrol.
- The alarm company?
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No. Private security. Ex-cops.
You pay for it monthly.
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Oh, right. God, I forgot.
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We signed up for that, like,
three years ago.
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It's on auto pay, so I don't...
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- Why didn't you announce yourself?
- I was about to when you--
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- You had an intruder.
- I know.
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I don't walk around with lamp all night.
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He fled, but I need to check the house.
Can you wait here with the dog, please?
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Anything in there?
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- No.
- Oh, okay.
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So, what happened?
You think he came in through that window?
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Ma'am, can you please wait there?
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Could you take your shoes off?
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- What?
- Wear shoes off of housing.
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Okay. Yeah, sure. Sorry.
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Oh, my God,
and I just realized something.
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The alarm didn't go off.
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- Not set.
- Not even set.
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My husband always sets the alarm.
Always. He never forgets.
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- He forgot.
- He did.
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Yes, he did.
And I didn't even think to check.
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Know when you're not
in the habit of doing something every day?
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Brushing your teeth?
You're not gonna forget that.
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But setting an alarm is...
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Wow, you know, they say that
you feel violated when you get robbed.
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I think I feel that way,
but it's also recent.
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I haven't had a chance to process it.
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- Is this your room?
- Yeah.
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- Is he usually such a sound sleeper?
- Yes.
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He's older than me. Than most people.
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Ma'am, this is very unprofessional,
but I need to urinate immediately.
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- May I use your bathroom? Thank you.
- Of course. Powder room is downstairs.
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Yep.
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Hey, I just remembered something.
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A young guy rang our doorbell,
like, a week ago,
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raising money for a school basketball
team, but it sounded kind of fake.
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He kept forgetting the name of the school.
Could that have been him casing us?
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- Do you have a video?
- A video? Did I take a video of him?
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That would be weird.
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- I meant, do you have a doorbell camera?
- Oh, no.
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Everybody has those now.
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Would that have taken a video?
How does that work, exactly?
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Ma'am, I'm terribly sorry.
I've been having some difficulty lately.
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- Would you mind very much not...?
- Not what?
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- Speaking.
- Oh, sorry.
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Of course.
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- Have you seen a urologist?
- Not yet.
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I'm a urologist, that's what I do.
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I'm at Riverview in Manhattan.
Call the office tomorrow.
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- I'll get you in right away.
- Okay.
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Doctor Cynthia Rand.
But don't go through the main desk.
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As for my personal scheduler, Yolanda,
she can be a--
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- Ma'am.
- Sorry.
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I'm gonna put my card in your shoe.
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Oh, God.
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Oh, Lieutenant Murphy.
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All's well on deck tonight, sir.
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She's like a lake.
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Great. Okay, if everything's good, then...
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- Yeah. So, I'll send my report.
- Great. That's fine. Fine.
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- You know, don't get your hopes up.
- No, I get-- Yep, yep. Got it.
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I understood. Thank you.
Thank you so much.
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Good night.
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The receipt is in your bag, sir.
Have a nice day.
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Hey, copper. The only register open,
so you can't avoid me.
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- How you doing?
- You know, just crushing it.
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How about you?
How's the crime fighting going?
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Lady beat the shit out of me
with the lamp, but otherwise, fine.
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Look, CJ. I'm really sorry.
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I know I said I would call you after...
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- We fucked?
- Come on. Hey.
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Oh, come on.
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It's okay. Just missed you is all.
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Hey, are you down for a little,
morning sex?
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You want a sex with me? Seriously?
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Yeah. Why not? I have a break at 8:30.
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I mean, you were just going to go home
and jerk off anyhow, right? To me?
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- Sure. Now.
- Well, then that's that.
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- What do you want with me, anyhow?
- I don't know.
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You got this hot old guy thing going,
and it turns me on.
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And the big pistol?
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Yes, please.
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Eight-thirty.
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You're the boss.
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Sharp six UroMax dilator, please.
Thank you.
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I need some suction, Javier.
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I heard you were robbed last night,
Dr. Rand.
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Not a big deal. No one was hurt.
Nothing even stolen.
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I need a sponge, please.
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I see a man about a horse.
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It's me, shit-for-brains. Disgusting.
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Oh, my little candies.
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- So did Warren scare him off?
- Stop asking, please.
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All right, now you own
half a cinder block.
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It'll make a nice weekend getaway.
Come on, we gotta go.
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Well done, folks. Thank you.
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Eight-fifteen? Shit! I have a meeting.
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Okay, okay.
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- Is he on?
- He's on.
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Hi. Hi. Hi, Doug.
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- Cynthia.
- Hey, there.
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Hey. Look at you. A sight for sore eyes.
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- How you been?
- Good. Good.
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Sorry. I'm disheveled.
I just got out of surgery.
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You look beautiful, even in scrubs.
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Yeah, especially in scrubs. They augment.
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Okay.
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What's up? What's going on?
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Doug, you remember my husband, Warren?
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Yeah, the great Warren Rand. Of course.
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At the moment, he's possibly entering
a phase of mild cognitive decline,
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so I thought I'd reach out to you,
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expert of experts, to get a sense
of what exactly is going on.
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- How old is he now?
- Eighty-three.
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Jesus.
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- He's in great health.
- You mean other than the dementia?
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Dementia? Whoa.
That's a big word to throw around.
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I haven't even told you
the specifics of...
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Memory loss?
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Well, a little, yeah, but I have that too.
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This morning, I couldn't remember
the name of one of the Charlie's Angels.
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- The one Kate Jackson played.
- There you go.
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- Special agent...?
- Yeah. Couldn't help you.
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So, what else
would you consider a sign of...
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dementia?
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Easily agitated.
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Well, he's always been a feisty guy,
but maybe more now. Yeah.
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- Disoriented at times.
- Yes.
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Actually, last night--
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Sabrina Duncan.
Special agent Sabrina Duncan.
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That would have bothered me all day.
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...we do, baby without us
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What would we do, baby
Without us
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And there ain't no nothing
We can't help each other through
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What would we do
Baby, without us
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Oh, come on.
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Flake.
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Sha-la-la...
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Oh, fuck it.
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Move.
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Hello, Elise.
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Get lost.
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So just lay it out for me, Doug. Okay?
The next five years of my life?
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At some point, he will need full time care
at home or a facility.
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No. At home. I mean,
the man stays in his home.
242
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Yeah, that may or may not be
the best way to go.
243
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At a facility, he can socialize,
do the different activities.
244
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You can get on with your life.
245
00:16:42,836 --> 00:16:46,965
I don't want to get on with my life.
My God, he's my husband.
246
00:16:47,549 --> 00:16:50,051
You seem so shocked at this.
You didn't expect this at all?
247
00:16:50,052 --> 00:16:52,512
No, no. I mean,
he was a lion when I met him.
248
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He ran five miles a day.
He didn't seem like the dementia type.
249
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Still with the big age difference,
you didn't think in 20 or 30 years...
250
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I wasn't doing the math!
251
00:17:22,709 --> 00:17:23,544
{\an8}Oh, boy.
252
00:17:51,864 --> 00:17:52,739
Warren?
253
00:17:53,907 --> 00:17:56,660
- Warren, honey, where are you?
- In my study.
254
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Oh, hello, darling.
255
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- How was it?
- Listen.
256
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You're gonna write immediately.
257
00:18:03,959 --> 00:18:07,003
Screw the big publishers.
They just do celebrity crap anyway.
258
00:18:07,004 --> 00:18:09,964
I've told you, I'm not self-publishing.
It's demeaning.
259
00:18:09,965 --> 00:18:12,592
Don't worry about that part.
You just need to start working.
260
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Writing every day.
261
00:18:14,052 --> 00:18:16,345
I'm even going to get you
a research assistant.
262
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I mean, I am-- I did. I already did.
263
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This is Henry.
264
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Brilliant, third year PhD student
of American...
265
00:18:28,025 --> 00:18:29,150
- History.
- History.
266
00:18:29,151 --> 00:18:30,526
Mr. Rand, it's such an honor.
267
00:18:30,527 --> 00:18:33,654
I'm writing my doctoral thesis
right now on the Nixon administration.
268
00:18:33,655 --> 00:18:35,072
- Yeah. Later.
- Can I just--?
269
00:18:35,073 --> 00:18:37,159
- Later. Later.
- Tell him about the thesis.
270
00:18:38,076 --> 00:18:39,619
What's gotten into you?
271
00:18:39,620 --> 00:18:42,956
I love you so much, Warren. So much.
272
00:18:43,624 --> 00:18:45,083
Please. Please trust me.
273
00:18:45,584 --> 00:18:48,252
You just have to get that fantastic mind
of yours working again
274
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and write the book.
275
00:18:49,755 --> 00:18:52,883
Now write the book. I'm begging you.
276
00:18:56,261 --> 00:18:57,971
I beg you. I beg you.
277
00:19:03,393 --> 00:19:06,270
Doesn't matter how good you are,
you got to be inside the clubs
278
00:19:06,271 --> 00:19:09,774
- playing live six, seven nights a week...
- Stop eating so fast.
279
00:19:09,775 --> 00:19:10,983
...playing your own stuff.
280
00:19:10,984 --> 00:19:14,320
- Singing backup. Watching, learning.
- Can you at least swallow?
281
00:19:14,321 --> 00:19:16,990
You're 45 minutes late.
I gotta get to work.
282
00:19:17,616 --> 00:19:20,118
I did an open mic a few weeks ago.
283
00:19:20,994 --> 00:19:23,162
Oh, well, why didn't you say so?
284
00:19:23,163 --> 00:19:25,123
Because it was degrading, dad.
285
00:19:25,707 --> 00:19:27,959
The owner was putting off this vibe
the whole time.
286
00:19:27,960 --> 00:19:30,878
Like you don't exist anymore.
Bitch, we own you now.
287
00:19:30,879 --> 00:19:34,131
And I so badly wanted to say
you will never own me, asshole.
288
00:19:34,132 --> 00:19:35,424
But I couldn't say that.
289
00:19:35,425 --> 00:19:39,011
- Because he didn't say the first part?
- No, because I really wanted the spot.
290
00:19:39,012 --> 00:19:42,056
And I had to grovel to some
slimy fuckhead to get it.
291
00:19:42,057 --> 00:19:45,185
Oh, well, why didn't you just show him
your golden ticket to the stars?
292
00:19:45,769 --> 00:19:47,311
Why do you have to diminish me?
293
00:19:47,312 --> 00:19:50,648
Well, stop saying stupid shit
and I won't diminish you.
294
00:19:50,649 --> 00:19:54,402
Come on, Sammi.
All of these guys are slimy fuckheads.
295
00:19:54,403 --> 00:19:55,653
That is a given.
296
00:19:55,654 --> 00:19:57,280
You are so goddamn good.
297
00:19:57,281 --> 00:19:58,782
Show them.
298
00:19:59,366 --> 00:20:01,785
Show them. What are you so scared of?
299
00:20:12,921 --> 00:20:13,754
What is this?
300
00:20:13,755 --> 00:20:17,175
Nothing you would be interested in
unless you got a high from peeing fast.
301
00:20:17,176 --> 00:20:20,511
- Which at this point, I think I might.
- Seriously, why are you taking these?
302
00:20:20,512 --> 00:20:23,556
- My prostate is enlarged.
- From what?
303
00:20:23,557 --> 00:20:25,851
From eating pastrami.
How the hell should I know?
304
00:20:26,935 --> 00:20:29,896
I got the name of a urologist.
I'll go when I got time.
305
00:20:29,897 --> 00:20:32,773
You need to make time.
Prostate cancer is very dangerous.
306
00:20:32,774 --> 00:20:35,985
I'm aware of the cancer is dangerous,
thank you.
307
00:20:35,986 --> 00:20:40,490
And maybe before you lecture me,
you start taking care of yourself, huh?
308
00:20:41,200 --> 00:20:44,620
I am not on drugs, dad. I do drugs.
There's a difference.
309
00:20:47,414 --> 00:20:49,040
I knew this was such a stupid idea.
310
00:20:49,041 --> 00:20:51,585
No. Wait, wait, whoa! Hey, wait.
Where are you going?
311
00:20:52,169 --> 00:20:53,836
And I'm not fucking scared.
312
00:20:53,837 --> 00:20:55,923
I don't know
why you say those things to me.
313
00:20:59,801 --> 00:21:00,969
Take your dog.
314
00:21:04,431 --> 00:21:05,307
Fuck!
315
00:21:27,204 --> 00:21:28,163
Mr. Olszewski?
316
00:21:41,301 --> 00:21:43,636
I gotta tell you, I'm impressed.
Nurse takes my fluids.
317
00:21:43,637 --> 00:21:45,805
15 minutes later,
you're looking at the results.
318
00:21:45,806 --> 00:21:48,100
It's a nifty operation you got here.
319
00:21:51,144 --> 00:21:55,566
So these tests,
would they say if I had one?
320
00:21:56,316 --> 00:21:58,526
I mean, would they tell you
if it was like a candy?
321
00:21:58,527 --> 00:22:00,111
- What?
- What?
322
00:22:00,112 --> 00:22:01,571
It's your birthday.
323
00:22:01,572 --> 00:22:04,240
- What about it?
- It's same as mine.
324
00:22:04,241 --> 00:22:06,534
December 24th. Same year too.
325
00:22:06,535 --> 00:22:09,161
- Which we will not mention, but wow.
- Okay.
326
00:22:09,162 --> 00:22:11,789
This is so crazy.
327
00:22:11,790 --> 00:22:14,709
When you were a kid, did you
get cheated out of Christmas presents,
328
00:22:14,710 --> 00:22:16,502
because your birthday was so close?
329
00:22:16,503 --> 00:22:21,842
One year I got a Barbie Dreamhouse
for both, combined. That was it.
330
00:22:22,593 --> 00:22:25,429
- Do I have cancer?
- Oh, sorry.
331
00:22:26,388 --> 00:22:29,348
These tests can't tell me that.
But let's not jump ahead.
332
00:22:29,349 --> 00:22:32,685
I'll examine you first, and then we'll
talk about everything in my office.
333
00:22:32,686 --> 00:22:36,063
Is that normal?
I mean, for a female doctor to--
334
00:22:36,064 --> 00:22:38,691
Male gynecologist, treat women right?
335
00:22:38,692 --> 00:22:41,278
- You go to a male gynecologist?
- No.
336
00:22:43,322 --> 00:22:44,281
Right here.
337
00:22:56,710 --> 00:23:00,923
Hey, you know what it's called
when two people are born on the same day?
338
00:23:01,924 --> 00:23:04,426
"Kin-essence." Fun fact.
339
00:23:05,928 --> 00:23:08,679
This story, your discovery
of Nixon's taping system.
340
00:23:08,680 --> 00:23:11,308
Hugely important addition
to the historical record.
341
00:23:12,226 --> 00:23:14,435
So cool that you finally decided
to write a book.
342
00:23:14,436 --> 00:23:16,020
I've never had the time.
343
00:23:16,021 --> 00:23:17,939
Now, nothing but.
344
00:23:17,940 --> 00:23:23,529
Okay. I'm ready. Let's talk about
the monumental events of June 1973.
345
00:23:27,032 --> 00:23:30,493
June 23rd. John Dean testifies
in front of your committee
346
00:23:30,494 --> 00:23:31,953
implicating Haldeman, Mitchell,
347
00:23:31,954 --> 00:23:34,539
and, of course, Nixon
in a conspiracy to obstruct justice.
348
00:23:34,540 --> 00:23:37,626
Oh, it was beautiful, as was Dean's wife.
349
00:23:38,544 --> 00:23:40,254
Very attractive woman.
350
00:23:46,718 --> 00:23:49,804
Right. And then a couple of weeks later,
Nixon's attorney, Fred Buzhardt,
351
00:23:49,805 --> 00:23:54,142
sends a letter to your committee,
which I printed it out for you.
352
00:23:58,021 --> 00:24:02,942
So, what was your reaction
to seeing this letter on that fateful day?
353
00:24:02,943 --> 00:24:07,114
Tell me what came next in the room
where it happened?
354
00:24:07,823 --> 00:24:09,491
This letter is a cataclysm.
355
00:24:09,992 --> 00:24:13,703
He accuses Dean of perjury,
insists he was outright lying
356
00:24:13,704 --> 00:24:16,289
about what was said
at those Oval Office meetings.
357
00:24:16,290 --> 00:24:19,167
He goes on to provide detailed accounts
of those meetings,
358
00:24:19,168 --> 00:24:22,087
which contradict Dean's version
with quotes.
359
00:24:22,629 --> 00:24:25,632
Verbatim quotes from those meetings.
360
00:24:26,425 --> 00:24:28,302
Where did these quotes come from, Henry?
361
00:24:29,845 --> 00:24:33,764
The one of Nixon's thugs scribbled down
every word like some steno girl?
362
00:24:33,765 --> 00:24:36,058
I think not. Don't you see?
363
00:24:36,059 --> 00:24:38,728
Buzhardt gives away
the entire game right here.
364
00:24:38,729 --> 00:24:41,732
The meetings were taped, Henry.
There were tapes.
365
00:24:42,316 --> 00:24:45,193
Oh, where are you going?
366
00:24:45,194 --> 00:24:48,446
To see Sam Ervin at the Capitol.
We have subpoenas to issue.
367
00:24:48,447 --> 00:24:51,116
Okay. But that's my jacket, actually.
368
00:24:58,624 --> 00:25:03,419
Okay. You have a pretty angry prostatitis
going on bacterial infection.
369
00:25:03,420 --> 00:25:05,213
Maybe it's the whole story, maybe not.
370
00:25:05,214 --> 00:25:06,547
Won't know until it's gone.
371
00:25:06,548 --> 00:25:11,052
I'm giving you a super duper antibiotic.
Start tonight please.
372
00:25:11,053 --> 00:25:12,803
- Stay on the Flomax.
- Okay.
373
00:25:12,804 --> 00:25:14,430
And come back and see me in a month.
374
00:25:14,431 --> 00:25:17,518
Okay, but say I'm feeling great
in the month. Do I have to come back?
375
00:25:18,101 --> 00:25:20,228
- Do you have to come back?
- Yeah. I mean,
376
00:25:20,229 --> 00:25:23,148
say I'm peeing gangbusters,
like I'm 16 again, like...
377
00:25:24,566 --> 00:25:28,194
That's not gonna happen.
And yes, you have to come back.
378
00:25:28,195 --> 00:25:30,989
Let's do this right, Mister Ols...
379
00:25:32,241 --> 00:25:34,825
- Zuski?
- Olszewski.
380
00:25:34,826 --> 00:25:38,037
Yeah. See, the thing is,
is that my insurance
381
00:25:38,038 --> 00:25:40,957
doesn't really travel
to Fancy Town, you know?
382
00:25:40,958 --> 00:25:44,043
I was going to pay cash today,
but I can't afford to keep coming back.
383
00:25:44,044 --> 00:25:45,838
- I can't.
- Oh, okay.
384
00:25:46,463 --> 00:25:48,589
Let's do a friends and family rate.
385
00:25:48,590 --> 00:25:50,633
Just the base co-pay. Does that work?
386
00:25:50,634 --> 00:25:54,095
- What? No. That's like charity.
- Oh, please.
387
00:25:54,096 --> 00:25:57,139
My husband and I might not be alive
right now if it wasn't for you,
388
00:25:57,140 --> 00:25:58,934
Officer Olshansky.
389
00:25:59,601 --> 00:26:02,186
- No, that's Irish.
- Yeah. Look, I appreciate it, but...
390
00:26:02,187 --> 00:26:05,731
Let me help you with this, Stan, okay?
391
00:26:05,732 --> 00:26:06,984
Let me help you.
392
00:26:09,862 --> 00:26:10,987
- Okay.
- Good.
393
00:26:10,988 --> 00:26:12,239
- Thank you.
- Good.
394
00:26:12,739 --> 00:26:16,075
- I'll see you in a month.
- Yeah. And I work nights.
395
00:26:16,076 --> 00:26:17,118
You got my cell.
396
00:26:17,119 --> 00:26:21,497
So if anything's got you squirrely.
Strange noise, drunk kids on motorbikes.
397
00:26:21,498 --> 00:26:23,958
Shoot me a text,
I will zip right over and check it out.
398
00:26:23,959 --> 00:26:26,837
- That's so nice. Thank you.
- It's my job.
399
00:26:31,341 --> 00:26:32,342
Left and a left.
400
00:26:47,107 --> 00:26:48,900
Henry. I thought you were leaving at 4?
401
00:26:48,901 --> 00:26:50,485
I know, I know. I just...
402
00:26:51,361 --> 00:26:54,864
Mr. Rand, your husband, he got confused.
403
00:26:54,865 --> 00:26:56,157
He left the house.
404
00:26:56,158 --> 00:26:59,077
- To go where?
- Washington, D.C.
405
00:26:59,703 --> 00:27:00,870
The nation's capital.
406
00:27:00,871 --> 00:27:03,331
- Is he there now?
- No, no. I got him back inside.
407
00:27:03,332 --> 00:27:05,125
I pretended to be Sam Irvin.
408
00:27:06,126 --> 00:27:07,168
And that worked?
409
00:27:07,169 --> 00:27:09,505
I actually do a very good impression.
410
00:27:10,297 --> 00:27:12,591
"Warren, let's do
our lawyer work in here."
411
00:27:13,800 --> 00:27:17,221
Sorry. Listen, I think you might need--
412
00:27:17,804 --> 00:27:21,140
But I don't wanna say this
the wrong way, but, like a nurse?
413
00:27:21,141 --> 00:27:23,684
Or not a nurse, but like an attendant?
414
00:27:23,685 --> 00:27:25,603
You're definitely saying it the wrong way.
415
00:27:25,604 --> 00:27:27,605
- Sorry.
- It's fine. It's fine.
416
00:27:27,606 --> 00:27:30,191
I know this must be hard, so I'll go.
417
00:27:30,192 --> 00:27:31,902
You can just Venmo me.
418
00:27:36,281 --> 00:27:37,658
We'll figure something out.
419
00:27:48,585 --> 00:27:51,713
Hey, it's Sammi. Don't leave a message.
That's lame.
420
00:27:53,257 --> 00:27:54,383
I guess I'm lame.
421
00:27:55,968 --> 00:27:57,344
Hope you're good, Sam.
422
00:27:59,930 --> 00:28:00,848
I love you.
423
00:28:08,814 --> 00:28:11,775
Warren, have you noticed this beat up car
right in front?
424
00:28:13,318 --> 00:28:14,402
Old Cutlass.
425
00:28:14,403 --> 00:28:17,071
My secretary at the firm
used to drive one of those.
426
00:28:17,072 --> 00:28:18,656
A Melody something or other.
427
00:28:18,657 --> 00:28:20,992
It's been sitting in front of our house
for two days.
428
00:28:20,993 --> 00:28:23,494
Melinda something or other.
Melinda. That's it. Yeah.
429
00:28:23,495 --> 00:28:26,081
- Don't worry, I'll set the alarm.
- No, I set it.
430
00:28:26,790 --> 00:28:28,542
I set the shit out of it.
431
00:28:38,677 --> 00:28:40,971
{\an8}Oh, squarely?
432
00:28:42,931 --> 00:28:45,558
{\an8}Oh, squirty?
433
00:28:45,559 --> 00:28:47,728
Oh, it's worse.
434
00:28:49,688 --> 00:28:51,106
{\an8}What the hell?
435
00:28:55,402 --> 00:28:56,278
So...
436
00:28:56,904 --> 00:28:58,029
So, what do you think?
437
00:28:58,030 --> 00:29:00,407
Someone abandoned their car
in front of my house?
438
00:29:01,617 --> 00:29:05,329
That would really creep me out. It's like
finding a dead body or something.
439
00:29:06,496 --> 00:29:09,123
- He's an Uber driver.
- How do you know?
440
00:29:09,124 --> 00:29:11,709
Receipt from a rideshare place
on the seat.
441
00:29:11,710 --> 00:29:15,338
He leaves his regular car here,
takes a bus down to Bay Ridge.
442
00:29:15,339 --> 00:29:17,048
Rent an Escalade or whatever.
443
00:29:17,049 --> 00:29:18,341
Why does he park here?
444
00:29:18,342 --> 00:29:22,094
If he's working a couple of days straight,
he knows that around here,
445
00:29:22,095 --> 00:29:25,264
he's less likely to get a ticket
or get jacked.
446
00:29:25,265 --> 00:29:27,433
People drive Ubers for two days straight?
447
00:29:27,434 --> 00:29:30,895
Yeah, if they got another job,
the other five? Sure.
448
00:29:30,896 --> 00:29:34,524
- It's rough out there.
- Wow, now I feel bad for calling you.
449
00:29:34,525 --> 00:29:37,319
No. No, it's definitely worth
checking out.
450
00:29:38,529 --> 00:29:40,989
That's why they pay me the big bucks.
451
00:29:41,573 --> 00:29:45,284
- And get that doorbell camera.
- Oh, right. Yeah.
452
00:29:45,285 --> 00:29:48,079
Sorry. How do I even--?
Who installs those?
453
00:29:48,080 --> 00:29:50,998
Me. I'll text you which one to get.
454
00:29:50,999 --> 00:29:53,376
You let me know when it comes
and I'll hook her up.
455
00:29:53,377 --> 00:29:55,002
Really? Thanks.
456
00:29:55,003 --> 00:29:57,255
You'll be in good shape with that.
Plus a loud dog.
457
00:29:57,256 --> 00:30:00,258
Oh, yeah. Dodger. He's the best.
458
00:30:00,259 --> 00:30:01,385
Dodger.
459
00:30:02,094 --> 00:30:04,888
- Nice name.
- Thank you. Thank you.
460
00:30:07,891 --> 00:30:09,476
- Do you have a dog?
- Me?
461
00:30:10,018 --> 00:30:13,062
- Sort of, I guess.
- Sort of?
462
00:30:13,063 --> 00:30:15,982
Yeah. My kid rescued a mutt,
left it with me one day.
463
00:30:15,983 --> 00:30:18,694
Won't take it back,
so I guess I have a dog.
464
00:30:19,611 --> 00:30:21,905
It's good that you do. It's important.
465
00:30:23,198 --> 00:30:27,827
Whenever I'm sad or upset,
Dodger ambles over
466
00:30:27,828 --> 00:30:31,205
and he plops down in my lap
and soothes me.
467
00:30:31,206 --> 00:30:34,001
He really, really soothes me.
468
00:30:36,461 --> 00:30:37,795
- Does yours?
- Not at all.
469
00:30:37,796 --> 00:30:39,839
He paces. Whines.
470
00:30:39,840 --> 00:30:42,008
Pretty sure he'd smoke cigarettes
if he could.
471
00:30:42,009 --> 00:30:44,260
Oh, poor thing. Was he abused?
472
00:30:44,261 --> 00:30:46,847
I hope so. Otherwise,
he's got no excuse for that shit.
473
00:30:47,431 --> 00:30:48,515
Oh, watch out.
474
00:30:54,730 --> 00:30:57,690
Anyway, so I'm freezing.
475
00:30:57,691 --> 00:31:00,235
- Yeah, go, go. Go inside.
- Yes, I will.
476
00:31:00,986 --> 00:31:03,654
Thank you. You're very good at your job.
477
00:31:03,655 --> 00:31:05,656
Hey, right back at you, doc.
478
00:31:05,657 --> 00:31:08,117
You take care of me,
I'll take care of you.
479
00:31:08,118 --> 00:31:12,039
- Oh, sounds like a win-win relationship.
- My first ever.
480
00:31:16,335 --> 00:31:18,378
- Good night.
- Good night.
481
00:31:21,924 --> 00:31:25,718
So, Pramila, it's the basic stuff
I'm sure you've done before.
482
00:31:25,719 --> 00:31:29,014
Getting him his meals
and taking him for walks.
483
00:31:29,598 --> 00:31:30,556
Okay.
484
00:31:30,557 --> 00:31:32,975
Also, I don't really want him
driving anymore.
485
00:31:32,976 --> 00:31:37,355
So, you know, taking him to the doctor
and running errands.
486
00:31:37,356 --> 00:31:38,564
Okay.
487
00:31:38,565 --> 00:31:42,944
And also, this is a little
off the beaten trail.
488
00:31:42,945 --> 00:31:46,072
I need you to pretend you're a PhD student
in American history.
489
00:31:46,073 --> 00:31:47,031
Okay.
490
00:31:47,032 --> 00:31:51,036
You're to help him write a book about
the 1973 Senate Watergate hearings.
491
00:31:51,620 --> 00:31:52,871
Okay.
492
00:31:54,039 --> 00:31:57,208
He's not delusional or anything.
I mean, he was there.
493
00:31:57,209 --> 00:31:58,751
Assistant Chief Counsel.
494
00:31:58,752 --> 00:32:00,962
Taught it to law schools too,
he was a big deal.
495
00:32:00,963 --> 00:32:02,589
I googled him. Yeah.
496
00:32:03,215 --> 00:32:05,633
And I get it.
497
00:32:05,634 --> 00:32:10,097
Right now, we're supporting the transition
that he's going through.
498
00:32:11,014 --> 00:32:12,057
Yes. That's...
499
00:32:14,017 --> 00:32:14,893
Yes.
500
00:32:15,477 --> 00:32:18,813
Funny story, I once took care of a woman
and had to pretend I was her husband.
501
00:32:18,814 --> 00:32:22,066
And her husband was alive
and in the room quite a bit.
502
00:32:22,067 --> 00:32:25,362
So you can imagine.
503
00:32:26,029 --> 00:32:27,865
I can't at all. No.
504
00:32:37,624 --> 00:32:39,501
Yeah. Doorbell camera.
505
00:33:42,898 --> 00:33:44,899
Cyn, coming up?
506
00:33:44,900 --> 00:33:47,694
- You're missing John Oliver.
- I'll be right up.
507
00:33:48,403 --> 00:33:50,363
{\an8}So you're a night shift guy.
508
00:33:50,364 --> 00:33:53,574
{\an8}I had to do that for a year
when I was a resident. You like it?
509
00:33:53,575 --> 00:33:58,079
I do. Sometimes I go two or three days
without talking to another human.
510
00:33:58,080 --> 00:33:59,081
That's special.
511
00:33:59,915 --> 00:34:01,999
I never had that luxury in the ER.
512
00:34:02,000 --> 00:34:04,168
When someone walks in
with a knife in their neck,
513
00:34:04,169 --> 00:34:06,254
{\an8}you pretty much have
to have a conversation.
514
00:34:06,255 --> 00:34:08,089
{\an8}Oh, one-sided, I'm guessing.
515
00:34:08,090 --> 00:34:10,758
Cynthia, what's taking so long?
516
00:34:10,759 --> 00:34:12,636
I'm making tea.
517
00:34:15,764 --> 00:34:17,224
I'll have a cup too.
518
00:34:18,641 --> 00:34:24,105
The wind, it's cold and absurd
519
00:34:24,106 --> 00:34:29,401
But, man, you gave her your word
520
00:34:29,402 --> 00:34:34,366
And meanwhile the house is empty
521
00:34:35,534 --> 00:34:39,745
- Wow, what a talent.
- Yeah, she blew the roof off that place.
522
00:34:39,746 --> 00:34:43,041
But they gave first prize
to some dipshit baton twirler.
523
00:34:43,542 --> 00:34:45,251
- I'm still pissed.
- No, seriously, Stan.
524
00:34:45,252 --> 00:34:48,254
- She's unique. So gorgeous.
- Like her mom.
525
00:34:48,255 --> 00:34:50,798
Luckily, I didn't pollute
the gene pool too much.
526
00:34:50,799 --> 00:34:54,593
- She wanna sing professionally?
- Yeah, but nothing yet.
527
00:34:54,594 --> 00:34:57,014
Blames the world. Mostly me.
528
00:34:57,556 --> 00:34:59,557
I'm around a lot of young people at work.
529
00:34:59,558 --> 00:35:01,393
- They can be touchy.
- Thank you.
530
00:35:01,977 --> 00:35:06,023
They think all standard bullshit in life
is an insult to them personally.
531
00:35:06,690 --> 00:35:10,736
My parents accepted no finger pointing.
If I failed at something, it was on me.
532
00:35:11,361 --> 00:35:12,278
Luckily, I never did.
533
00:35:12,279 --> 00:35:15,114
Well, I failed all the time
and I didn't get the point.
534
00:35:15,115 --> 00:35:17,658
Shit. Life's tough, kids. Suck it up.
535
00:35:17,659 --> 00:35:20,745
Jeez, I'm glad
no one else is reading this.
536
00:35:20,746 --> 00:35:24,373
A mob of 20-somethings
would be pounding down our door.
537
00:35:24,374 --> 00:35:28,003
Waving torches and demanding
to charge their cell phones.
538
00:35:36,428 --> 00:35:38,888
So you said Sammi blames you?
539
00:35:38,889 --> 00:35:40,891
For what, if I may ask?
540
00:35:44,937 --> 00:35:45,812
Shit.
541
00:35:49,525 --> 00:35:50,359
Oh, God.
542
00:35:51,401 --> 00:35:54,320
- Give me some bubbles.
- Cynthia.
543
00:35:54,321 --> 00:35:55,697
Right up.
544
00:36:23,725 --> 00:36:26,395
Lorna Doone with my tea, please.
545
00:36:30,440 --> 00:36:31,358
Sorry.
546
00:36:34,278 --> 00:36:36,947
I'm sorry, we can't take Canadian money.
547
00:36:38,866 --> 00:36:41,827
- Can I talk to you for a second?
- Order something.
548
00:36:42,452 --> 00:36:46,873
Yeah. Give me a half-caf grande--
Venti coffiato.
549
00:36:46,874 --> 00:36:50,209
So I showed your tape
to this lady last night.
550
00:36:50,210 --> 00:36:53,004
Really cool, educated lady.
She was blown away.
551
00:36:53,005 --> 00:36:55,799
- Was she an agent? A booker?
- Urologist.
552
00:36:56,425 --> 00:36:59,177
But her reaction got me jazzed
so I started asking around at work,
553
00:36:59,178 --> 00:37:00,845
and I found a drummer on the side,
554
00:37:00,846 --> 00:37:05,433
and he gave me the name of three clubs
that he says are well run quality owners.
555
00:37:05,434 --> 00:37:08,353
No bullshit or less bullshit. Anyway...
556
00:37:10,397 --> 00:37:12,858
Come on, kid. Push.
557
00:37:13,734 --> 00:37:14,985
It's out there.
558
00:37:17,487 --> 00:37:20,365
And room for cream on the bottom.
559
00:37:27,748 --> 00:37:30,167
Shame about that first young fellow
was helping me write.
560
00:37:30,667 --> 00:37:33,461
Emergency neck surgery?
Sounds like no fun.
561
00:37:33,462 --> 00:37:36,130
- Oh, gee. Ouch.
- You didn't know?
562
00:37:36,131 --> 00:37:39,051
I thought you were both
in the same PhD program?
563
00:37:39,718 --> 00:37:40,551
We are.
564
00:37:40,552 --> 00:37:45,139
But we don't have a lot of classes
together. Just a gym.
565
00:37:45,140 --> 00:37:47,058
We were looking at the Buzhardt letter.
566
00:37:47,059 --> 00:37:50,437
We can't seem to find it right now.
I'm drowning in all this crap here.
567
00:37:53,023 --> 00:37:55,067
We exposed the crimes
of a sitting president.
568
00:37:56,068 --> 00:37:57,069
What the hell is this?
569
00:37:58,820 --> 00:37:59,696
Gas bill.
570
00:38:06,495 --> 00:38:08,622
- Warren?
- Oh, come on.
571
00:38:10,916 --> 00:38:12,501
What is this picture?
572
00:38:13,627 --> 00:38:17,881
Oh, that's the 59th Millrose Games
at Madison Square Garden.
573
00:38:18,382 --> 00:38:20,049
Yours truly, second from the left.
574
00:38:20,050 --> 00:38:21,969
Wow, amazing.
575
00:38:22,970 --> 00:38:25,973
- Remember it well?
- I can still smell that place.
576
00:38:26,682 --> 00:38:30,853
Smelled like elephant shit.
The circus was in town at the Garden.
577
00:38:31,645 --> 00:38:33,021
Tell me what else you remember.
578
00:38:34,565 --> 00:38:36,817
I never run on a wooden track before.
579
00:38:37,651 --> 00:38:40,320
Oh, the sound of it. Wow, like explosions.
580
00:38:40,821 --> 00:38:42,489
Twelve of us striking those boards...
581
00:38:44,992 --> 00:38:46,368
Like tribal drum music.
582
00:38:47,035 --> 00:38:48,119
And the final 200,
583
00:38:48,120 --> 00:38:50,414
that drumbeat turned
into a goddamn frenzy.
584
00:38:51,415 --> 00:38:53,333
- What were you feeling?
- Pain.
585
00:38:54,543 --> 00:38:55,669
Goddamn agony.
586
00:38:56,503 --> 00:38:58,922
Legs cramping, lungs burning.
587
00:38:59,715 --> 00:39:02,718
Well, that's the whole raison d'être
of distance racing, you see.
588
00:39:03,302 --> 00:39:04,469
Deplete the body...
589
00:39:05,721 --> 00:39:07,556
and then see what you can do
on sheer will.
590
00:39:08,974 --> 00:39:11,143
So, what happened?
591
00:39:15,939 --> 00:39:19,234
- Got any kids?
- As in sprung from my loins?
592
00:39:19,818 --> 00:39:23,070
No, but I do have a stepdaughter
named Rosemary.
593
00:39:23,071 --> 00:39:26,158
- Are you close?
- It's been a tricky relationship.
594
00:39:26,658 --> 00:39:29,827
I'm only 12 years older.
Plus, she hates my guts.
595
00:39:29,828 --> 00:39:31,245
For marrying daddy?
596
00:39:31,246 --> 00:39:34,373
For marrying daddy,
for moving into her childhood home.
597
00:39:34,374 --> 00:39:36,334
Which was not my choice, by the way.
598
00:39:36,335 --> 00:39:39,045
It was supposed to be only a few months
while we house hunted.
599
00:39:39,046 --> 00:39:40,672
It's now been 300 months.
600
00:39:41,548 --> 00:39:45,344
As long as we're on the messy stuff,
wanna tell me about your ex-wife?
601
00:39:46,261 --> 00:39:49,973
Moody. Paranoid.
Poorly suited to relationships.
602
00:39:50,557 --> 00:39:52,935
Same as me.
That means we couldn't make it work.
603
00:39:53,477 --> 00:39:56,688
- Still in touch with her?
- Only by voodoo doll.
604
00:40:09,993 --> 00:40:11,786
- Remember now?
- Vaguely.
605
00:40:11,787 --> 00:40:15,998
- She played identical twins, right?
- Cousins. Identical cousins.
606
00:40:15,999 --> 00:40:18,042
Good God, man, listen to the lyrics.
607
00:40:18,043 --> 00:40:20,002
Different as night and day. Got it.
608
00:40:20,003 --> 00:40:23,382
No. You have to understand,
this show rocked my world.
609
00:40:24,174 --> 00:40:27,760
I was raised to be like Cathy.
Very proper and conventional.
610
00:40:27,761 --> 00:40:32,431
But inside, I felt like Patty.
Just a kook, you know?
611
00:40:32,432 --> 00:40:35,185
So they ever make out?
612
00:40:37,563 --> 00:40:39,189
Tooter Turtle?
613
00:40:39,773 --> 00:40:42,693
Tooter was a maniac.
Always wanted to do dangerous shit.
614
00:40:43,193 --> 00:40:46,363
Be a gladiator, a paratrooper,
a bullfighter.
615
00:40:46,864 --> 00:40:48,781
So he'd go to his friend,
Mr. Wizard, and say,
616
00:40:48,782 --> 00:40:50,116
"Make me a bullfighter."
617
00:40:50,117 --> 00:40:54,495
Mr. Wizard would do a magic chant
and bam Tooter's a bullfighter.
618
00:40:54,496 --> 00:40:55,788
He's in the ring.
619
00:40:55,789 --> 00:40:59,083
He's got the whole outfit.
Doing great. Crowd loves him.
620
00:40:59,084 --> 00:41:01,669
But then, everything starts unraveling.
621
00:41:01,670 --> 00:41:03,671
He's about to get the shit
kicked out of him.
622
00:41:03,672 --> 00:41:07,633
He screams, "Help me, Mr. Wizard!
I don't wanna be a bullfighter."
623
00:41:07,634 --> 00:41:11,804
So, Mr. Wizard does another chant,
"Drizzle, drazzle, druzzle, drone.
624
00:41:11,805 --> 00:41:13,931
Time for this one to come home."
625
00:41:13,932 --> 00:41:17,019
And he yanks Tooter out of trouble
at the last possible second.
626
00:41:17,561 --> 00:41:19,354
The same thing every episode.
627
00:41:19,855 --> 00:41:23,482
Stupid decision turns to shit,
saved by Mr. Wizard.
628
00:41:23,483 --> 00:41:25,527
Exactly like my own life.
629
00:41:26,069 --> 00:41:27,362
Except no Mr. Wizard.
630
00:41:31,533 --> 00:41:33,827
Ever want to have your own kids?
You ever tried?
631
00:41:34,369 --> 00:41:36,580
Deep down, I never wanted children.
632
00:41:37,122 --> 00:41:39,165
But I thought that was
a shameful character flaw
633
00:41:39,166 --> 00:41:41,751
- I had to hide from the world.
- I got a few of those.
634
00:41:41,752 --> 00:41:44,962
So I did get pregnant,
basically to please my mother.
635
00:41:44,963 --> 00:41:48,049
But then I miscarried and needed
an emergency hysterectomy.
636
00:41:48,050 --> 00:41:50,469
- So it all worked out.
- Kind of. Yeah.
637
00:41:51,595 --> 00:41:54,722
Sammi was 12 when the marriage blew up.
It was a rough time.
638
00:41:54,723 --> 00:41:57,016
I went west.
I didn't see her for two years.
639
00:41:57,017 --> 00:41:59,477
- Two years?
- I know. I fucked up.
640
00:41:59,478 --> 00:42:01,979
- You didn't need to use all caps.
- Sorry.
641
00:42:01,980 --> 00:42:04,774
So have you two talked about it
since then?
642
00:42:04,775 --> 00:42:06,317
- No.
- No?
643
00:42:06,318 --> 00:42:08,111
- Stop with the caps, please.
- Sorry.
644
00:42:08,779 --> 00:42:10,154
- What do you mean, ever?
- Yeah.
645
00:42:10,155 --> 00:42:12,615
- Scotch? Airplane glue?
- Valium.
646
00:42:12,616 --> 00:42:13,908
- Quaaludes.
- Wellbutrin.
647
00:42:13,909 --> 00:42:16,994
- White wine. Klonopin.
- Xanax.
648
00:42:16,995 --> 00:42:19,706
- Lexapro. Zoloft.
- Prozac.
649
00:42:20,916 --> 00:42:22,125
Truckloads of weed.
650
00:42:23,669 --> 00:42:25,128
Lately, a lot of Advil.
651
00:42:26,129 --> 00:42:28,966
- Who was your favorite Beatle?
- Pete Best.
652
00:42:30,968 --> 00:42:33,887
- Oh, my God.
- Pathetic, huh?
653
00:42:34,596 --> 00:42:35,680
You are hot.
654
00:42:35,681 --> 00:42:38,850
You're looking at one angry,
self-destructive misfit right there.
655
00:42:38,851 --> 00:42:41,936
Well, you rocked angry
and self-destructive,
656
00:42:41,937 --> 00:42:43,981
let me tell you, wow.
657
00:42:45,607 --> 00:42:48,318
- Send me yours.
- What? My mug shot?
658
00:42:48,819 --> 00:42:51,988
Whatever, the high school picture
or something. Fair is fair.
659
00:42:51,989 --> 00:42:53,072
No, not fair at all.
660
00:42:53,073 --> 00:42:56,868
I'm sorry, but I was not
what you would call a pretty girl.
661
00:42:56,869 --> 00:43:00,413
Well, you're pretty now,
so you must have been somewhat.
662
00:43:00,414 --> 00:43:04,168
Well, whatever I had then
was totally mismanaged.
663
00:43:05,627 --> 00:43:07,795
You remember that song...?
664
00:43:07,796 --> 00:43:13,342
Voulez-vous coucher avec moi, ce soir?
"Lady Marmalade"?
665
00:43:13,343 --> 00:43:18,432
I used to stand in front of the mirror
and do the bump with myself.
666
00:43:19,016 --> 00:43:20,559
That was a Saturday night.
667
00:43:22,477 --> 00:43:24,354
Still waiting on that photo.
668
00:43:25,272 --> 00:43:26,106
All right.
669
00:43:27,399 --> 00:43:28,317
Nice knowing you.
670
00:43:31,528 --> 00:43:33,363
- Did it come through?
- Yes.
671
00:43:33,864 --> 00:43:36,200
Okay. This is humiliating. I'm hanging up.
672
00:43:36,783 --> 00:43:37,701
Sorry, wow.
673
00:43:38,410 --> 00:43:40,870
You look very smart.
674
00:43:40,871 --> 00:43:43,915
- Hanging up.
- No, no, no. It...
675
00:43:43,916 --> 00:43:46,083
Look, I definitely would have
sought you out.
676
00:43:46,084 --> 00:43:47,711
What, to do your homework?
677
00:43:48,670 --> 00:43:51,339
- I don't give a fuck about that.
- What then, to date?
678
00:43:51,340 --> 00:43:54,342
You were into geeky smart girls,
like a fetish?
679
00:43:54,343 --> 00:43:55,552
There was one.
680
00:43:56,136 --> 00:43:59,597
Rhonda Melnick, Cantor's daughter,
struggled with her weight.
681
00:43:59,598 --> 00:44:00,933
Had a nice thing for a while.
682
00:44:01,642 --> 00:44:03,935
Talk on the phone after her parents
had gone to sleep
683
00:44:03,936 --> 00:44:05,186
about all kinds of shit.
684
00:44:05,187 --> 00:44:07,523
Books, movies.
685
00:44:08,357 --> 00:44:11,193
I remember we both loved Raymond Carver.
686
00:44:12,319 --> 00:44:14,780
She was the first person
to ever call me intelligent.
687
00:44:16,865 --> 00:44:18,575
You're very intelligent, Stanley.
688
00:44:19,159 --> 00:44:21,036
Hey, you're the second.
689
00:44:23,413 --> 00:44:26,959
Thanks, Cynthia.
Coming from you, that means a lot.
690
00:44:30,003 --> 00:44:34,423
So how did the thing with
the Cantor's daughter finally end?
691
00:44:34,424 --> 00:44:35,551
Abruptly.
692
00:44:36,969 --> 00:44:40,638
One day, her dad walked in on us
in his study.
693
00:44:40,639 --> 00:44:42,099
Having sex?
694
00:44:43,350 --> 00:44:47,520
The variety usually referred to
with a two digit number,
695
00:44:47,521 --> 00:44:48,896
draped in his prayer shawl.
696
00:44:48,897 --> 00:44:50,649
Oh, my God.
697
00:44:53,151 --> 00:44:55,821
That was a time when I really
could have used Mr. Wizard.
698
00:45:03,036 --> 00:45:06,373
Okay, wait. This thing is
instead of our old doorbell?
699
00:45:07,416 --> 00:45:10,918
- Are you very attached to your doorbell?
- I hated it, actually.
700
00:45:10,919 --> 00:45:12,087
How goes it?
701
00:45:13,755 --> 00:45:15,131
Pretty much done, Mr. Rand.
702
00:45:15,132 --> 00:45:18,677
- Oh, remind me your name, please, son?
- Olszewski. Stan Olszewski.
703
00:45:20,179 --> 00:45:22,513
How many Polacks does it take
to screw in a light bulb?
704
00:45:22,514 --> 00:45:24,015
Polack joke.
705
00:45:24,016 --> 00:45:26,267
One to hold the bulb
and two to turn the ladder.
706
00:45:26,268 --> 00:45:28,937
- I love that one.
- He knows.
707
00:45:29,646 --> 00:45:32,440
What do we owe you for your fine service,
Mr. Olszewski?
708
00:45:32,441 --> 00:45:33,900
Oh, no. No. Nothing.
709
00:45:33,901 --> 00:45:36,277
It's good to do a little work
in the fresh air.
710
00:45:36,278 --> 00:45:38,112
Well then, Cynthia.
711
00:45:38,113 --> 00:45:40,907
Sounds like we need to buy this man
a steak dinner.
712
00:45:40,908 --> 00:45:42,491
- How's Thursday night?
- No, no, no.
713
00:45:42,492 --> 00:45:44,660
- You don't have to do that.
- No, indeed we do.
714
00:45:44,661 --> 00:45:45,786
And bring the missus.
715
00:45:45,787 --> 00:45:47,956
- Not married.
- Well, then bring your best girl.
716
00:45:48,498 --> 00:45:51,251
God knows you don't want to stare
at the two of us the whole time.
717
00:45:51,793 --> 00:45:53,212
Let's make a night of it.
718
00:45:53,962 --> 00:45:55,797
- Okay.
- Okay?
719
00:46:04,806 --> 00:46:06,141
Pretty cool, right?
720
00:46:06,725 --> 00:46:10,102
Yes. I've been on it for two hours.
This thing is addictive.
721
00:46:10,103 --> 00:46:12,647
Watched a family on bikes
screaming at each other.
722
00:46:12,648 --> 00:46:16,109
Little girl threw her helmet.
Wildly entertaining.
723
00:46:16,693 --> 00:46:18,986
And you can rewatch it any time.
724
00:46:18,987 --> 00:46:22,491
Hey, are you sure you're okay
doing that dinner Thursday?
725
00:46:23,075 --> 00:46:24,743
I know Warren put you on the spot.
726
00:46:25,744 --> 00:46:28,330
Big old steak? Hell, yes I'm okay.
727
00:47:14,126 --> 00:47:15,210
Oh, my!
728
00:47:41,403 --> 00:47:44,572
- There was a name I gave him?
- Oh, yeah.
729
00:47:44,573 --> 00:47:46,032
- No, you did, you did.
- Yeah.
730
00:47:46,033 --> 00:47:48,868
- Just a little... A little bit late.
- I need the address.
731
00:47:48,869 --> 00:47:49,870
No. It's fine.
732
00:47:51,079 --> 00:47:51,955
Hey.
733
00:47:52,706 --> 00:47:54,415
So sorry we're late.
734
00:47:54,416 --> 00:47:57,168
Warren, Cynthia, this is CJ.
735
00:47:57,169 --> 00:48:01,089
- Hi. It's so nice to meet you both.
- Hi, CJ.
736
00:48:01,673 --> 00:48:04,217
What was the name? Seejay? Indian?
737
00:48:04,218 --> 00:48:06,844
No. Like CJ, the letters. The initials.
738
00:48:06,845 --> 00:48:08,847
Oh, like Y.A. Tittle.
739
00:48:11,016 --> 00:48:12,683
I don't know what you just said.
740
00:48:12,684 --> 00:48:15,478
- New York Giants, great quarterback.
- He knows.
741
00:48:15,479 --> 00:48:17,689
Yes. Still random.
742
00:48:18,357 --> 00:48:20,691
- Sit, sit.
- How about we get some drinks going?
743
00:48:20,692 --> 00:48:22,486
- I feel like we're behind.
- Waiter.
744
00:48:30,285 --> 00:48:32,537
Bottom-line, handcuffed to a drainpipe
745
00:48:32,538 --> 00:48:35,248
is not the way that I wanted
to lose my virginity.
746
00:48:35,249 --> 00:48:36,834
No. Why would you?
747
00:48:39,127 --> 00:48:41,839
My first time was in a Newport
News whorehouse.
748
00:48:42,589 --> 00:48:46,093
And the prostitute told me
I reminded her of her grandson.
749
00:48:48,595 --> 00:48:51,264
That's a home run right there.
All right, Ceej?
750
00:48:51,265 --> 00:48:56,395
Well, I lost mine at 15
to my 13-year-old cousin.
751
00:48:57,062 --> 00:49:00,732
And as you might imagine, it was magical.
752
00:49:04,987 --> 00:49:05,863
Cynthia?
753
00:49:11,034 --> 00:49:13,704
Okay. I was 22.
754
00:49:14,454 --> 00:49:17,583
I was with my boyfriend, a med school
classmate in his dorm room.
755
00:49:22,462 --> 00:49:25,047
You really must learn to embellish,
Cynthia.
756
00:49:25,048 --> 00:49:28,009
It's what happened.
He lit a candle. That helped.
757
00:49:28,010 --> 00:49:32,305
Well, kids, if you'll excuse me,
I have to use the little boys room.
758
00:49:32,306 --> 00:49:35,475
Such is my curse these days. Excuse me.
759
00:49:37,227 --> 00:49:38,477
So fucking sexy.
760
00:49:38,478 --> 00:49:40,939
Rugged. A man's man.
761
00:49:52,034 --> 00:49:53,368
That's a mermaid.
762
00:49:55,746 --> 00:49:58,165
Well, actually, I identify as a mermaid.
763
00:49:58,999 --> 00:50:00,292
Okay, fine.
764
00:50:09,343 --> 00:50:12,429
- Oh, you're still waiting.
- Yeah.
765
00:50:13,472 --> 00:50:17,141
I was going to use this one,
but a tiny female pulled rank.
766
00:50:17,142 --> 00:50:20,478
Usually single toilets are for anybody
these days.
767
00:50:20,479 --> 00:50:24,023
Well, I guess some places still adhere
to the traditional belief
768
00:50:24,024 --> 00:50:25,817
that men are disgusting.
769
00:50:28,987 --> 00:50:31,906
- So CJ, she seems great.
- Yeah.
770
00:50:31,907 --> 00:50:35,284
Yeah. Fun, lively and very mature,
771
00:50:35,285 --> 00:50:39,205
considering her brief number
of years on this earth.
772
00:50:39,206 --> 00:50:42,291
- Which is what? Thirty--?
- Early.
773
00:50:42,292 --> 00:50:44,795
Oh, still in her 20s.
774
00:50:45,420 --> 00:50:48,131
Yeah, you know what I say. So what? So...
775
00:50:48,674 --> 00:50:49,508
So what?
776
00:50:52,010 --> 00:50:53,135
Honestly, the main thing.
777
00:50:53,136 --> 00:50:56,055
I'm just happy to find out
you're not lonely after all.
778
00:50:56,056 --> 00:50:58,140
Lonely? No.
779
00:50:58,141 --> 00:51:02,645
I mean, you said you were lonely
in a text, like a week or two.
780
00:51:02,646 --> 00:51:06,274
Hey, whatever.
Point is, you're not lonely.
781
00:51:06,275 --> 00:51:08,151
And that is fantastic.
782
00:51:09,403 --> 00:51:12,239
You two are speaking very loudly.
783
00:51:15,951 --> 00:51:17,160
Come on.
784
00:51:24,501 --> 00:51:27,962
Hey, this is just like
the night we met, remember?
785
00:51:27,963 --> 00:51:29,589
Stop speaking. Please.
786
00:51:29,590 --> 00:51:34,886
Eventually, we pieced together all the
evidence and made an irrefutable case
787
00:51:34,887 --> 00:51:39,308
that Nixon had violated his oath of office
and the trust of a nation.
788
00:51:40,267 --> 00:51:43,102
- Well, then what happened?
- He resigned.
789
00:51:43,103 --> 00:51:44,771
No fucking way.
790
00:51:46,231 --> 00:51:47,857
- Can I just say one thing?
- Nope.
791
00:51:47,858 --> 00:51:51,652
I find it very odd that after having
shared many personal things
792
00:51:51,653 --> 00:51:55,490
with each other over the past few weeks,
like my menopause issues,
793
00:51:56,658 --> 00:52:00,745
I would have hoped we'd developed
a degree of trust and mutuality.
794
00:52:00,746 --> 00:52:03,331
And yet somehow
you never thought to mention...
795
00:52:03,332 --> 00:52:04,499
Stop talking!
796
00:52:06,877 --> 00:52:08,837
You do have a tattoo baby girlfriend!
797
00:52:10,005 --> 00:52:12,590
Holy shit. She's not my girlfriend.
798
00:52:12,591 --> 00:52:15,801
We're just having a good time.
It's not a serious thing.
799
00:52:15,802 --> 00:52:17,637
Oh, you might wanna tell her that.
800
00:52:17,638 --> 00:52:20,306
Tell her what?
If she wants to get married?
801
00:52:20,307 --> 00:52:23,476
You think she wants to be wiping
oatmeal out of my beard in 20 years?
802
00:52:23,477 --> 00:52:24,936
She's not doing the math.
803
00:52:24,937 --> 00:52:28,189
Can I please take a goddamn whiz?
804
00:52:28,190 --> 00:52:29,483
Who's stopping you?
805
00:52:34,029 --> 00:52:36,822
You know what I think?
I think you're not really mad at me.
806
00:52:36,823 --> 00:52:38,658
I think you're mad at yourself.
807
00:52:38,659 --> 00:52:40,576
Fascinating, thank you, Dr. Young.
808
00:52:40,577 --> 00:52:43,955
Because when you were her age,
you had the exact same daddy issues.
809
00:52:43,956 --> 00:52:46,874
Yes, I know what you meant.
Totally different situation.
810
00:52:46,875 --> 00:52:49,335
But while we're on the subject
of unconscious motivation,
811
00:52:49,336 --> 00:52:53,422
maybe you should examine why you
completely avoided the CJ topic with me.
812
00:52:53,423 --> 00:52:55,342
Think about that and get back to me.
813
00:52:56,552 --> 00:52:58,928
Now go resume your
4-hour attempt to urinate.
814
00:52:58,929 --> 00:53:03,225
- That is a very unprofessional comment.
- Too bad I'm off the clock.
815
00:53:25,581 --> 00:53:27,958
Doctora, Mr. Ostrovsky on line one.
816
00:53:28,959 --> 00:53:32,004
- Really?
- Yes. You wanna take it?
817
00:53:33,005 --> 00:53:34,047
Sure.
818
00:53:37,467 --> 00:53:39,887
- Hello?
- So?
819
00:53:40,596 --> 00:53:41,471
Okay.
820
00:53:42,347 --> 00:53:44,515
For starters, I had too much to drink.
821
00:53:44,516 --> 00:53:48,436
That needs to be factored in
because honestly, I think it's fine.
822
00:53:48,437 --> 00:53:50,856
You can date whoever the hell you--
823
00:53:51,857 --> 00:53:56,777
I was just taken aback by her youngness.
824
00:53:56,778 --> 00:53:58,864
Just called for my lab results.
825
00:53:59,698 --> 00:54:01,657
Told you to call today. I did.
826
00:54:01,658 --> 00:54:04,911
- I have it right here. Need it?
- Oh, Yolanda.
827
00:54:04,912 --> 00:54:07,414
Still on the line? No, thanks, I got it.
828
00:54:08,790 --> 00:54:12,920
Okay. PSA, six, better.
829
00:54:13,754 --> 00:54:17,216
- Not great, but better, stay the course.
- Thank you.
830
00:54:28,018 --> 00:54:30,479
Okay. That was fucking funny.
831
00:54:44,660 --> 00:54:50,039
I'm the new, newest little fish
In the big blue sea
832
00:54:50,040 --> 00:54:54,919
Everybody's talking
And they're looking at me saying
833
00:54:54,920 --> 00:54:57,797
What you gonna do with your life?
834
00:54:57,798 --> 00:55:01,885
You know, you gotta do it soon
And you gotta do it right
835
00:55:02,803 --> 00:55:04,846
Well, I get what they want
836
00:55:04,847 --> 00:55:07,266
I understand
837
00:55:08,934 --> 00:55:14,105
- You hate it. Do you think it's corny?
- No, no, no, it's cool.
838
00:55:14,106 --> 00:55:18,484
I just wonder, maybe you might try
with just a little bit more tempo.
839
00:55:18,485 --> 00:55:22,030
Give it kind of like a groove.
Almost like a like a...
840
00:55:26,410 --> 00:55:27,452
Really?
841
00:55:29,496 --> 00:55:31,832
- Let me try it higher.
- Try it, try it, try it.
842
00:55:34,042 --> 00:55:35,210
Yeah.
843
00:55:36,503 --> 00:55:39,380
I'm the newest little fish
In the big blue sea
844
00:55:39,381 --> 00:55:42,049
Everybody's talking
And they're looking at me saying
845
00:55:42,050 --> 00:55:44,635
What you gonna do with your life?
846
00:55:44,636 --> 00:55:47,096
You know, you gotta do it soon
And you gotta do it, right
847
00:55:47,097 --> 00:55:48,931
Well, I get what they want...
848
00:55:48,932 --> 00:55:50,308
No.
849
00:55:50,309 --> 00:55:53,394
Well, I get it, I got it
I understand
850
00:55:53,395 --> 00:55:54,812
You can't screw up
851
00:55:54,813 --> 00:55:57,231
'Cause you got one chance
Supposed to get a job
852
00:55:57,232 --> 00:55:58,608
And then follow the plan
853
00:55:58,609 --> 00:56:04,031
But then how in the heck
Could I be who I am?
854
00:56:04,865 --> 00:56:05,823
From the chorus.
855
00:56:05,824 --> 00:56:08,910
And I'ma be all right
I'ma be okay
856
00:56:08,911 --> 00:56:11,537
I'm gonna make it happen either way
857
00:56:11,538 --> 00:56:14,081
So it doesn't really matter
What you think or say
858
00:56:14,082 --> 00:56:19,004
'Cause I'm gonna B-E-L-I-E-V-A
859
00:56:23,342 --> 00:56:24,926
- Well?
- Yeah.
860
00:56:24,927 --> 00:56:27,803
It's great.
It's weird, but in a good way. Like you.
861
00:56:27,804 --> 00:56:29,138
It's you. It's great.
862
00:56:29,139 --> 00:56:31,307
Oh, I'm fucking terrified.
863
00:56:31,308 --> 00:56:35,062
But, you know, I'm gonna make a demo
and send it around and...
864
00:56:36,063 --> 00:56:38,440
Yeah. Okay.
865
00:56:39,233 --> 00:56:40,734
Shit, I gotta go.
866
00:56:43,320 --> 00:56:44,655
Thanks, daddy.
867
00:56:47,783 --> 00:56:52,370
- Hey, Sam. Can I talk to you for a second?
- What?
868
00:56:52,371 --> 00:56:57,042
Yeah. It's not a big deal or anything.
You know, I just wanted to say that...
869
00:56:58,293 --> 00:56:59,419
What? I gotta go.
870
00:57:02,548 --> 00:57:03,882
I made a big mistake, Sammi.
871
00:57:05,092 --> 00:57:06,467
Going to Colorado.
872
00:57:06,468 --> 00:57:11,514
I mean, I should have stayed here for you
no matter what else was.
873
00:57:11,515 --> 00:57:16,936
But, you know, I gave into
my own stupid, hurt feelings,
874
00:57:16,937 --> 00:57:18,980
and I hurt you in the process.
875
00:57:18,981 --> 00:57:22,233
I mean, you're the only person
in the world...
876
00:57:22,234 --> 00:57:23,694
Oh, fuck.
877
00:57:26,405 --> 00:57:30,032
I'm sorry. I love you.
878
00:57:30,033 --> 00:57:31,493
It's a great song.
879
00:57:46,675 --> 00:57:48,384
- Cynthia.
- Rosemary.
880
00:57:48,385 --> 00:57:51,429
- Right here.
- Oh! I didn't see you there.
881
00:57:51,430 --> 00:57:52,847
Where's the turkey baster?
882
00:57:52,848 --> 00:57:55,016
When I was a kid,
it was always in this drawer.
883
00:57:55,017 --> 00:57:57,476
Oh, shoot. I don't think we have one.
884
00:57:57,477 --> 00:58:01,231
Don't worry, it's fine.
Luckily, I packed one.
885
00:58:06,653 --> 00:58:10,949
Yeah. Yes, yes, yes.
886
00:58:11,742 --> 00:58:14,660
- Green Bay is about to score.
- I had no idea you were a Packers fan.
887
00:58:14,661 --> 00:58:18,956
Well I'm not. I'm a fan of making
the 40-point over, so it's so close.
888
00:58:18,957 --> 00:58:21,667
Listen, you can watch in Warren's study
if you wanted to.
889
00:58:21,668 --> 00:58:22,752
Yeah. No. That's okay.
890
00:58:22,753 --> 00:58:25,338
Rosemary wants me to be here so I can,
you know, socialize.
891
00:58:25,339 --> 00:58:27,591
Goddamn, you catch that ball!
892
00:58:31,386 --> 00:58:34,556
- Grandpa, wanna play checkers?
- Sure I do.
893
00:58:35,807 --> 00:58:37,517
- How do you play?
- Mom?
894
00:58:37,518 --> 00:58:39,978
Grandpa forgot how to play checkers.
895
00:58:40,771 --> 00:58:44,607
Maxwell. Grandpa didn't forget.
He's just a little tired right now.
896
00:58:44,608 --> 00:58:47,568
Maybe Grandma Cynthia wants to play.
897
00:58:47,569 --> 00:58:49,237
Oh, no.
898
00:58:49,238 --> 00:58:51,030
Come on, come on, come on.
899
00:58:51,031 --> 00:58:54,159
Will you join your children, please?
900
00:58:55,661 --> 00:58:57,246
Yes, yes.
901
00:58:58,163 --> 00:59:01,749
Oh, it's so good to see you, Popsie.
902
00:59:01,750 --> 00:59:06,212
We're moving to Cleveland soon
for Rob's new job, remember?
903
00:59:06,213 --> 00:59:09,215
- We'll be closer.
- I wanna stay in Phoenix.
904
00:59:09,216 --> 00:59:12,718
How? Cleveland's beautiful.
We looked at the picture of the big lake.
905
00:59:12,719 --> 00:59:15,848
- I hate lakes.
- Nobody hates lakes.
906
00:59:16,807 --> 00:59:18,266
- Dad.
- Sorry, sorry, sorry.
907
00:59:18,267 --> 00:59:19,433
Last second field goal.
908
00:59:19,434 --> 00:59:20,519
It...
909
00:59:21,353 --> 00:59:22,896
Fuck me with the crowbar.
910
00:59:25,524 --> 00:59:27,066
Boy, oh, boy. Cynthia.
911
00:59:27,067 --> 00:59:29,902
My dad has slid so far since last time.
912
00:59:29,903 --> 00:59:33,072
- Yes, he has.
- He's like a different person.
913
00:59:33,073 --> 00:59:35,491
I hate not being nearby.
914
00:59:35,492 --> 00:59:40,454
When you guys are settled in Cleveland,
you know, just a quick flight away, right?
915
00:59:40,455 --> 00:59:41,707
I mean, you could--
916
00:59:43,292 --> 00:59:44,418
Are you okay?
917
00:59:45,460 --> 00:59:47,295
We were sitting in the kitchen.
918
00:59:47,296 --> 00:59:50,006
He asked me,
when is your mother getting here?
919
00:59:50,007 --> 00:59:51,757
He thought she was alive.
920
00:59:51,758 --> 00:59:55,553
Oh, that's hard. What did you say?
921
00:59:55,554 --> 00:59:57,263
I said 4:30.
922
00:59:57,264 --> 00:59:58,472
You gave him a time?
923
00:59:58,473 --> 01:00:02,560
I know, I guess I got lost
in the fantasy too.
924
01:00:02,561 --> 01:00:05,354
The three of us were together again.
925
01:00:05,355 --> 01:00:06,939
Okay.
926
01:00:06,940 --> 01:00:11,528
Look, I wanted to talk to you about...
927
01:00:12,446 --> 01:00:15,531
how best to handle his situation
going forward.
928
01:00:15,532 --> 01:00:19,327
Sure.
I mean, things are stable at the moment.
929
01:00:19,328 --> 01:00:22,288
I've got Pramila here every day.
He adores her.
930
01:00:22,289 --> 01:00:24,373
I think he should be in Cleveland.
931
01:00:24,374 --> 01:00:25,458
What?
932
01:00:25,459 --> 01:00:29,754
There's a wonderful facility ten minutes
from our new house called The Arbors.
933
01:00:29,755 --> 01:00:31,714
I went there
for my friend's mother's 90th.
934
01:00:31,715 --> 01:00:34,675
- I loved it. They had a pinata.
- Okay, wait a minute.
935
01:00:34,676 --> 01:00:36,844
What are you even saying? Cleveland.
936
01:00:36,845 --> 01:00:41,641
Cynthia, this makes sense.
If he declines, he'll need family around.
937
01:00:41,642 --> 01:00:42,850
Don't you agree?
938
01:00:42,851 --> 01:00:46,270
Well, I'd like to think of myself
as family.
939
01:00:46,271 --> 01:00:49,232
You have him with a stranger all day.
You just said it yourself.
940
01:00:49,233 --> 01:00:50,441
I work, I have a job.
941
01:00:50,442 --> 01:00:52,610
Well, that's exactly why this makes sense.
942
01:00:52,611 --> 01:00:55,029
I can be with him every day
because I don't work
943
01:00:55,030 --> 01:00:58,199
- and the boys can visit him after school.
- They're not gonna do that.
944
01:00:58,200 --> 01:01:00,535
- You can fly out on the weekend.
- Rosemary.
945
01:01:00,536 --> 01:01:03,037
We're not going anywhere right now.
946
01:01:03,038 --> 01:01:05,915
I need to think this through.
I see how things develop.
947
01:01:05,916 --> 01:01:09,752
Of course, this is just
for when the time comes.
948
01:01:09,753 --> 01:01:14,465
Although we do need to visit the place
right away to get on the waiting list.
949
01:01:14,466 --> 01:01:17,260
So I've arranged a tour
a week from Saturday.
950
01:01:17,261 --> 01:01:20,389
Just so we're ready when the time comes.
951
01:01:21,348 --> 01:01:23,642
- But wouldn't the time--
- Stop saying that.
952
01:01:31,525 --> 01:01:33,526
- Hey. What's up?
- Hey.
953
01:01:33,527 --> 01:01:38,281
So I maybe have a gig at one of those
places that your friend told you about.
954
01:01:38,282 --> 01:01:41,492
- Baby! That's fantastic.
- Yeah. Maybe. Maybe.
955
01:01:41,493 --> 01:01:45,329
I don't know. I sent the owner my demo,
and he liked it,
956
01:01:45,330 --> 01:01:47,290
and he said he wanted to meet me and...
957
01:01:47,291 --> 01:01:50,877
Oh, can you come down here?
958
01:01:50,878 --> 01:01:52,337
One, two, three, four.
959
01:01:54,256 --> 01:01:55,215
Hey!
960
01:01:57,801 --> 01:01:59,261
We used to sing
961
01:02:00,137 --> 01:02:01,847
Now we speak in tongues
962
01:02:02,848 --> 01:02:04,224
We only drink
963
01:02:05,058 --> 01:02:07,935
To wash down the drugs
964
01:02:07,936 --> 01:02:11,899
We were born to melt down
965
01:02:13,150 --> 01:02:18,029
Natural therapy
966
01:02:18,030 --> 01:02:22,116
We were born to melt down
967
01:02:22,117 --> 01:02:26,162
That's just how we're meant to be
968
01:02:26,163 --> 01:02:27,496
- You the daddy.
- I am.
969
01:02:27,497 --> 01:02:28,624
Hi, daddy.
970
01:02:29,291 --> 01:02:30,334
You're daughter here...
971
01:02:31,418 --> 01:02:34,212
Thank you. I assume that's a compliment.
972
01:02:34,213 --> 01:02:35,588
Hi.
973
01:02:35,589 --> 01:02:38,716
Thursday night, a good crowd for her.
Two sets, 200.
974
01:02:38,717 --> 01:02:40,384
Sounds great. Right, Sam?
975
01:02:40,385 --> 01:02:43,429
There's no stage, no riser.
976
01:02:43,430 --> 01:02:47,600
- I got no riser.
- Yeah, I think a lot of clubs don't.
977
01:02:47,601 --> 01:02:49,352
There should be a riser.
978
01:02:49,353 --> 01:02:53,898
Not just for proper staging,
but out of respect for the artist.
979
01:02:53,899 --> 01:02:56,484
I mean, the people are right there.
980
01:02:56,485 --> 01:02:58,236
- Dad, look.
- Hey.
981
01:02:58,237 --> 01:03:01,781
- Can you get a riser?
- No. Is she gonna do it?
982
01:03:01,782 --> 01:03:07,119
Yes. She'll do it.
Just put all the smart people up front.
983
01:03:07,120 --> 01:03:09,331
This guy got jokes.
984
01:03:15,504 --> 01:03:17,964
Sammi. Sammi.
985
01:03:17,965 --> 01:03:21,343
Fatherhood! Life's greatest adventure.
986
01:03:22,678 --> 01:03:23,886
Are you serious?
987
01:03:23,887 --> 01:03:27,223
Are you really gonna walk away
from this over a fucking riser?
988
01:03:27,224 --> 01:03:30,351
I don't feel comfortable
singing from the floor. I can't help it.
989
01:03:30,352 --> 01:03:33,355
Don't fight it. Face your fears.
That's how you get better.
990
01:03:34,356 --> 01:03:38,192
I don't need you to tell me that.
That's not what I need from you.
991
01:03:38,193 --> 01:03:41,237
You know, you jumped this emotionally
manipulative bullshit on me.
992
01:03:41,238 --> 01:03:43,698
You're so sorry that you vanished
for two fucking years.
993
01:03:43,699 --> 01:03:45,117
But you don't mean it.
994
01:03:45,617 --> 01:03:48,411
If you meant it, you would support me
at least one goddamn time.
995
01:03:48,412 --> 01:03:50,955
What? When you sabotage yourself,
would you bail?
996
01:03:50,956 --> 01:03:54,041
Because something rubs up against
your way-too-sensitive feelings again?
997
01:03:54,042 --> 01:03:55,711
- Yes.
- No, no, no!
998
01:03:56,378 --> 01:03:57,629
I can't support that.
999
01:03:58,755 --> 01:04:02,466
That's what I do. And look what happens.
1000
01:04:02,467 --> 01:04:04,636
Here's where that ends up, okay?
1001
01:04:05,762 --> 01:04:08,389
I'm nowhere. I'm nothing.
1002
01:04:08,390 --> 01:04:12,060
You're my father. At least be that.
1003
01:04:13,937 --> 01:04:14,813
Shit!
1004
01:04:16,607 --> 01:04:19,233
- Yeah. DeShawn.
- I'm stretched in here, brother. For real.
1005
01:04:19,234 --> 01:04:21,569
- Where the fuck are you?
- Yeah. I'll--
1006
01:04:21,570 --> 01:04:22,946
Hang on, hang on.
1007
01:04:23,822 --> 01:04:24,781
Sammi!
1008
01:04:34,333 --> 01:04:35,875
Are you kidding me?
1009
01:04:35,876 --> 01:04:39,545
What do you want me to say?
Howell has the flu.
1010
01:04:39,546 --> 01:04:44,467
Got Maxwell sneezing.
I can't leave sick children with just Rob.
1011
01:04:44,468 --> 01:04:48,596
Why didn't you tell me sooner, Rosemary?
We could have rescheduled.
1012
01:04:48,597 --> 01:04:51,891
What's the difference?
I've been to The Arbors. I love it.
1013
01:04:51,892 --> 01:04:54,310
You're the one who has to be satisfied.
1014
01:04:54,311 --> 01:04:55,228
Rosemary.
1015
01:04:55,229 --> 01:04:58,981
Honestly, Cynthia,
this is a blessing in disguise.
1016
01:04:58,982 --> 01:05:01,567
Seeing it alone
will give you a chance to really--
1017
01:05:01,568 --> 01:05:03,611
Okay. Stop, stop!
1018
01:05:03,612 --> 01:05:07,491
You've won the most passive-aggressive
person on Earth award. Move on.
1019
01:05:09,409 --> 01:05:13,121
God! Are you kidding me? Ridiculous.
1020
01:05:21,255 --> 01:05:23,090
What now?
1021
01:05:26,385 --> 01:05:29,929
Rosemary's not coming.
Her stupid kids are sick.
1022
01:05:29,930 --> 01:05:34,141
And now I'm in Cleveland and I have
to go to that place by myself tomorrow.
1023
01:05:34,142 --> 01:05:37,144
This is bullshit. I want my dog.
1024
01:05:37,145 --> 01:05:40,273
Pramila took Warren to the movies.
Just put the mail in the planter.
1025
01:05:40,274 --> 01:05:41,692
Thanks.
1026
01:05:42,651 --> 01:05:43,735
God.
1027
01:06:21,523 --> 01:06:23,983
Good morning. Do you need a taxi?
1028
01:06:23,984 --> 01:06:27,237
No, thank you. I ordered an Uber. Thanks.
1029
01:06:40,250 --> 01:06:43,628
I don't even know what to say.
1030
01:06:43,629 --> 01:06:48,591
- But you did this, drove all night.
- I drive all night every night.
1031
01:06:48,592 --> 01:06:50,761
I just went in a straight line this time.
1032
01:06:54,264 --> 01:06:55,766
Crazy.
1033
01:07:01,563 --> 01:07:04,775
Capacity is 175.
We're at about 150 right now.
1034
01:07:05,901 --> 01:07:10,279
This part of our facility is dedicated
to our assisted living residents.
1035
01:07:10,280 --> 01:07:14,867
Seniors that may need some minimal care
but are essentially self-sufficient.
1036
01:07:14,868 --> 01:07:16,994
- Very nice.
- Hi, Diane.
1037
01:07:16,995 --> 01:07:18,497
Oh, hello.
1038
01:07:20,374 --> 01:07:24,336
This is our Memory Care Neighborhood.
This is where your husband would reside.
1039
01:07:27,339 --> 01:07:31,425
Here is our main activity room.
Very spacious, as you can see.
1040
01:07:31,426 --> 01:07:33,761
And perfect timing on your visit.
1041
01:07:33,762 --> 01:07:37,014
Here is our regular
Saturday morning bingo game.
1042
01:07:37,015 --> 01:07:39,559
N-41!
1043
01:07:39,560 --> 01:07:41,143
That lucky for anyone?
1044
01:07:41,144 --> 01:07:45,022
Jerry, don't think I haven't
noticed your haircut.
1045
01:07:45,023 --> 01:07:46,649
Betty does such a wonderful job.
1046
01:07:46,650 --> 01:07:51,612
The residents absolutely adore her
and she brings the best snacks.
1047
01:07:51,613 --> 01:07:54,616
This week, she brought homemade
Christmas cookies to...
1048
01:07:57,536 --> 01:07:59,829
- Alice?
- No.
1049
01:07:59,830 --> 01:08:04,083
Every day, our residents play games,
do art projects, yoga,
1050
01:08:04,084 --> 01:08:07,086
whatever physical exercise
they can tolerate.
1051
01:08:07,087 --> 01:08:12,508
We strive to keep their bodies
and minds active and engaged.
1052
01:08:12,509 --> 01:08:14,178
So they can get better and go home.
1053
01:08:21,350 --> 01:08:22,185
Hey!
1054
01:08:27,232 --> 01:08:28,941
Yes. Yes.
1055
01:08:28,942 --> 01:08:31,443
- Let me know if you have any questions.
- Oh, yes, I will.
1056
01:08:31,444 --> 01:08:34,822
Oh, thank you. Thank you so much.
1057
01:08:34,823 --> 01:08:36,365
Thank you.
1058
01:08:36,366 --> 01:08:39,242
Could this possibly
be what awaits the Great War
1059
01:08:39,243 --> 01:08:42,955
and Rand, connect the dots and bingo.
1060
01:08:42,956 --> 01:08:45,459
The man wrote federal housing legislation.
1061
01:08:47,085 --> 01:08:50,796
A brilliant innovator, always figuring
out ways to help people.
1062
01:08:53,216 --> 01:08:55,886
It was thrilling to ride shotgun
with a man like that.
1063
01:08:58,971 --> 01:09:00,933
Oh, the bastard's leaving.
It's just me again.
1064
01:09:03,435 --> 01:09:04,853
And me is just...
1065
01:09:06,563 --> 01:09:08,523
Nothing to show for my stupid life.
1066
01:09:08,524 --> 01:09:11,317
- Oh, come on.
- Come on yourself.
1067
01:09:11,318 --> 01:09:14,653
You, you made a beautiful child.
1068
01:09:14,654 --> 01:09:16,657
I never even made one of those.
1069
01:09:29,962 --> 01:09:32,798
- What's going on?
- Wedding.
1070
01:09:35,634 --> 01:09:37,344
Wanna be my plus one?
1071
01:09:39,054 --> 01:09:42,140
I can't crash a wedding. I'm a urologist.
1072
01:09:43,475 --> 01:09:46,394
Oh, look. Come on.
They're checking invitations.
1073
01:09:46,395 --> 01:09:48,272
This is ridiculous.
1074
01:09:54,027 --> 01:09:56,738
Oh, hey. Hi. How you doing?
1075
01:09:58,699 --> 01:10:02,327
- I feel like Jack and Rose in Titanic.
- Good analogy.
1076
01:10:12,129 --> 01:10:13,880
This is a wedding, okay?
1077
01:10:13,881 --> 01:10:16,674
And if you attend
someone's wedding uninvited,
1078
01:10:16,675 --> 01:10:18,885
you should look like a human being.
1079
01:10:18,886 --> 01:10:22,638
Okay, let's at least do this.
1080
01:10:22,639 --> 01:10:24,725
- Okay.
- Thank you.
1081
01:10:32,941 --> 01:10:35,776
Hey. How you doing? Love that jacket.
1082
01:10:35,777 --> 01:10:38,905
We just got in from Dodge City.
I love what you've done with it.
1083
01:10:38,906 --> 01:10:41,074
- Oh, such a lovely day.
- Hey.
1084
01:10:42,409 --> 01:10:45,037
Pretty dress. Where's the alcohol?
1085
01:10:48,457 --> 01:10:51,876
Yeah. Best thing for that is a heating pad
and cranberry juice.
1086
01:10:51,877 --> 01:10:53,629
You'll be fine by the honeymoon.
1087
01:10:55,088 --> 01:11:00,468
Your standard quarter. Nothing special.
See? Blow on that. Whoop. Disappear.
1088
01:11:00,469 --> 01:11:01,637
Oh, it's in your sleeve.
1089
01:11:12,439 --> 01:11:15,733
They seem so right for one another,
don't you think?
1090
01:11:15,734 --> 01:11:17,818
Yeah. They really do.
1091
01:11:17,819 --> 01:11:20,738
Although, you know, in marriage
there are no guarantees.
1092
01:11:20,739 --> 01:11:23,449
- Ours is a bloody shambles.
- Shambles.
1093
01:11:23,450 --> 01:11:26,244
Oh, I don't know, honey.
That's a bit strong. Maybe.
1094
01:11:26,245 --> 01:11:29,622
But these two, they have as much
a chance to make it as any.
1095
01:11:29,623 --> 01:11:32,084
Which is fifty-fifty. Pick them.
1096
01:11:37,339 --> 01:11:38,881
"Lady Marmalade."
1097
01:11:38,882 --> 01:11:41,551
They're playing "Lady Marmalade."
That's my bump song.
1098
01:11:41,552 --> 01:11:43,804
- You ever done it with a real person?
- Not yet.
1099
01:11:46,181 --> 01:11:50,518
He met Marmalade
Down in old New Orleans
1100
01:11:50,519 --> 01:11:53,521
Strutting her stuff on the street
1101
01:11:53,522 --> 01:11:57,651
She said hello, hey, Joe
You wanna give it a go?
1102
01:12:06,869 --> 01:12:09,037
Mocha, chocolata
1103
01:12:11,206 --> 01:12:14,168
Creole Lady Marmalade
1104
01:12:24,553 --> 01:12:29,015
He stayed in a boudoir
While she freshened up
1105
01:12:29,016 --> 01:12:32,269
The boys drank all that Magnolia wine
1106
01:12:33,228 --> 01:12:37,232
On her black satin sheets
Where he started to freak
1107
01:13:06,345 --> 01:13:08,221
Well, this is me.
1108
01:13:08,222 --> 01:13:12,225
Wow, great. This was so much fun.
I haven't danced in so long.
1109
01:13:12,226 --> 01:13:14,519
It's great to spend some relaxing time
for a change.
1110
01:13:14,520 --> 01:13:17,231
- Really, thank you so much. Yeah.
- Anyway...
1111
01:14:38,478 --> 01:14:39,980
Mr. Wizard.
1112
01:14:45,319 --> 01:14:49,238
No! No. Okay. Where are you right now?
1113
01:14:49,239 --> 01:14:51,657
Are you with him? Okay.
1114
01:14:51,658 --> 01:14:53,994
No, no, no. You did the right thing.
1115
01:14:56,163 --> 01:14:58,289
Okay, okay. No, no, no, that's not--
1116
01:14:58,290 --> 01:15:03,127
Just tell me the readings
when you first got to the ER.
1117
01:15:03,128 --> 01:15:04,254
Right.
1118
01:15:06,089 --> 01:15:07,632
Okay.
1119
01:15:07,633 --> 01:15:12,221
Pramila, he's stable.
Catch a 7:30 flight. I'm on my way.
1120
01:15:29,780 --> 01:15:30,614
Sorry.
1121
01:15:37,996 --> 01:15:41,999
Okay, we're going to bring you
to the house now.
1122
01:15:42,000 --> 01:15:43,168
Okay.
1123
01:15:59,226 --> 01:16:04,897
Oh, Pramila, I'm so sorry.
I had no idea you were waiting down here.
1124
01:16:04,898 --> 01:16:09,319
- No. It's fine. I ate some of the kegel.
- It's kugel.
1125
01:16:10,696 --> 01:16:14,575
- How's he doing?
- Oh, it's better.
1126
01:16:15,826 --> 01:16:18,579
It's a coil to get him settled up there.
1127
01:16:19,204 --> 01:16:23,041
Oh, that man is as tough as nails.
But this stroke, wow.
1128
01:16:27,129 --> 01:16:29,714
I know you must be exhausted,
1129
01:16:29,715 --> 01:16:34,010
but I wanted to talk to you
for just a moment regarding my work here.
1130
01:16:34,011 --> 01:16:38,097
Oh, I'm sorry. I haven't even
had a second to think about it.
1131
01:16:38,098 --> 01:16:42,143
You know, from now on, he's going to need,
you know, nursing care.
1132
01:16:42,144 --> 01:16:45,314
Oh, no, no, no, I figured all of that.
I meant...
1133
01:16:46,815 --> 01:16:47,983
with the book.
1134
01:16:49,735 --> 01:16:50,944
The book?
1135
01:16:52,279 --> 01:16:55,573
The book? Your husband's book.
1136
01:16:55,574 --> 01:16:57,784
You're actually working on the book.
1137
01:17:01,455 --> 01:17:05,834
I recorded everything he said,
I transcribed it and I edited it.
1138
01:17:06,376 --> 01:17:08,294
It's a book.
1139
01:17:08,295 --> 01:17:10,756
What, about Watergate?
1140
01:17:11,340 --> 01:17:13,883
Sometimes it's not a history book.
1141
01:17:13,884 --> 01:17:17,304
It's just a book.
1142
01:17:20,933 --> 01:17:22,226
Can I have this?
1143
01:17:23,060 --> 01:17:23,894
Yeah.
1144
01:18:34,756 --> 01:18:38,551
- Hey. Sorry to keep you waiting.
- Yeah. No problem.
1145
01:18:38,552 --> 01:18:41,137
I thought we're gonna do an exam,
but they brought me here.
1146
01:18:41,138 --> 01:18:46,726
- Yeah, I thought we should, discuss.
- Hey, How's Warren?
1147
01:18:46,727 --> 01:18:47,895
He's...
1148
01:18:49,146 --> 01:18:50,480
So-so. It was...
1149
01:18:51,231 --> 01:18:52,982
Bad stroke. Thanks for asking.
1150
01:18:52,983 --> 01:18:57,403
Yeah. I mean, I didn't wanna text.
Anyway, just give him my best, will you?
1151
01:18:57,404 --> 01:19:01,532
I will, I will, I will.
Okay. Down to business.
1152
01:19:01,533 --> 01:19:04,327
- I'm just running very late today.
- Okay.
1153
01:19:04,328 --> 01:19:08,039
Okay. It's looking like
the infection is gone. That's good.
1154
01:19:08,040 --> 01:19:11,250
Yeah. Peeing better for sure.
Not gonna win a state fair, but.
1155
01:19:11,251 --> 01:19:14,629
Yeah, PSA is still high, though.
It is still high.
1156
01:19:14,630 --> 01:19:16,047
Okay.
1157
01:19:16,048 --> 01:19:19,091
The next step in the protocol
would be a biopsy, Stan.
1158
01:19:19,092 --> 01:19:21,260
I'm not saying it's urgently called for,
1159
01:19:21,261 --> 01:19:23,554
but I certainly would recommend it
at this point
1160
01:19:23,555 --> 01:19:25,765
just to get a clear answer on that issue.
1161
01:19:25,766 --> 01:19:29,185
Wow, okay. Sure. Let's do it.
1162
01:19:29,186 --> 01:19:32,980
Actually, my partner, Dr. Caseman,
is going to do the procedure.
1163
01:19:32,981 --> 01:19:34,232
He's wonderful.
1164
01:19:34,233 --> 01:19:36,401
But I mean,
you're gonna be there, though, right?
1165
01:19:37,069 --> 01:19:39,738
I won't be at the procedure. No, no.
1166
01:19:42,199 --> 01:19:43,449
Are you still my doctor?
1167
01:19:43,450 --> 01:19:47,787
You know, I really think it would be best
if Dr. Caseman took over at this point.
1168
01:19:47,788 --> 01:19:50,665
Same financial arrangement we had.
He's the best.
1169
01:19:50,666 --> 01:19:52,500
Wait, wait, wait. Wait a minute.
1170
01:19:52,501 --> 01:19:54,710
Is this because of Cleveland?
1171
01:19:54,711 --> 01:19:56,754
Doesn't mean you can't be my doctor,
does it?
1172
01:19:56,755 --> 01:19:59,632
Actually, it does. It's an ethics issue.
1173
01:19:59,633 --> 01:20:02,301
Ethics? Come on.
It was one night of partying.
1174
01:20:02,302 --> 01:20:03,678
It never happened.
1175
01:20:03,679 --> 01:20:06,848
Honestly, I can't even remember Cleveland.
Where's that? I've never been.
1176
01:20:06,849 --> 01:20:10,727
- Dr. Case--
- Oh, fuck him. And fuck you.
1177
01:20:12,062 --> 01:20:15,064
That's quite a nifty one-two punch
you hit me with this afternoon.
1178
01:20:15,065 --> 01:20:18,901
Listen, Stan. I'm sorry.
Clearly, this is a shitty situation.
1179
01:20:18,902 --> 01:20:24,073
We became friends.
Close friends, and that was wonderful.
1180
01:20:24,074 --> 01:20:27,368
But I let it get too far,
and I take full responsibility.
1181
01:20:27,369 --> 01:20:30,246
Oh, do you? Okay, well, sure,
because I had no say in it, right?
1182
01:20:30,247 --> 01:20:33,040
I'm just your hot guy
in a uniform doll by Mattel.
1183
01:20:33,041 --> 01:20:36,419
- You never got over that stupid tag.
- Doesn't matter.
1184
01:20:36,420 --> 01:20:41,799
Okay, Cynthia, because I am out
of your life right now as per your wishes.
1185
01:20:41,800 --> 01:20:45,178
Now, maybe you meet a cute guy
and start a whole new thing, huh?
1186
01:20:45,179 --> 01:20:48,389
And you know what? I can take
responsibility for my own fuckups.
1187
01:20:48,390 --> 01:20:51,310
Thank you.
That a lot more practice than you.
1188
01:21:55,290 --> 01:21:56,625
What's that?
1189
01:21:57,125 --> 01:21:58,210
A riser.
1190
01:22:08,345 --> 01:22:10,137
Have faith
1191
01:22:10,138 --> 01:22:13,225
Promises were made
1192
01:22:13,934 --> 01:22:19,022
You just take care and behave
1193
01:22:19,565 --> 01:22:21,274
You left
1194
01:22:21,275 --> 01:22:25,194
And now you were safe
1195
01:22:25,195 --> 01:22:31,200
The path, it walks you with
1196
01:22:31,201 --> 01:22:36,831
Meanwhile, the house is empty
1197
01:22:36,832 --> 01:22:42,461
The legs, naked and weary
1198
01:22:42,462 --> 01:22:46,674
Walls barely hanging on
1199
01:22:46,675 --> 01:22:47,925
Carry on
1200
01:22:47,926 --> 01:22:53,140
As she waits for you
1201
01:22:56,643 --> 01:23:00,856
She can't hear anything you're saying
1202
01:23:02,107 --> 01:23:06,737
She can't believe what is true
1203
01:23:07,613 --> 01:23:12,284
It doesn't make sense what they're saying
1204
01:23:13,493 --> 01:23:16,287
She can't see anyone but...
1205
01:23:16,288 --> 01:23:17,331
I love you.
1206
01:23:21,502 --> 01:23:26,590
Last night, you laughed like a bird
1207
01:23:27,090 --> 01:23:32,637
Flying away, never to be heard
1208
01:23:32,638 --> 01:23:37,433
The wind, it's cold and absurd
1209
01:23:37,434 --> 01:23:38,602
I love you.
1210
01:23:40,020 --> 01:23:44,190
...you gave her your word
1211
01:23:44,191 --> 01:23:50,029
Meanwhile, the house is empty
1212
01:23:50,030 --> 01:23:55,535
The legs, naked and weary
1213
01:23:55,536 --> 01:23:59,914
Walls, barely hanging on
1214
01:23:59,915 --> 01:24:01,207
Carry on
1215
01:24:01,208 --> 01:24:06,088
She waits for you
1216
01:24:06,755 --> 01:24:11,635
And she waits for you
1217
01:24:12,386 --> 01:24:15,346
And she
1218
01:24:15,347 --> 01:24:21,228
Waits
1219
01:24:23,522 --> 01:24:27,024
- Yeah!
- Damn right! Yeah!
1220
01:24:27,025 --> 01:24:29,987
Thank you. That was for my dad.
1221
01:24:47,713 --> 01:24:51,341
Goddamn kids. Who knocks over Santa?
1222
01:24:52,384 --> 01:24:55,469
You know, they do make inflatable ones.
1223
01:24:55,470 --> 01:24:57,847
- Another option.
- No way man.
1224
01:24:57,848 --> 01:25:00,057
They're just gonna steal them,
take them home.
1225
01:25:00,058 --> 01:25:03,854
Do all kinds of sick shit to them.
You know what I'm talking about.
1226
01:25:06,481 --> 01:25:07,733
{\an8}Excuse me.
1227
01:25:18,785 --> 01:25:20,579
{\an8}Goddamn it!
1228
01:25:45,354 --> 01:25:46,647
You know, it's funny...
1229
01:25:48,607 --> 01:25:51,860
when you fall in love with someone...
1230
01:25:53,070 --> 01:25:55,279
whatever it is that draws you to them,
1231
01:25:55,280 --> 01:26:02,120
whatever they represent to you
at that moment, it gets kind of locked in.
1232
01:26:02,788 --> 01:26:05,749
And that's who they are forever.
1233
01:26:06,708 --> 01:26:08,335
To me, Warren was strength.
1234
01:26:09,336 --> 01:26:14,716
I know, it's not a very feminist thing
to say, but Warren made me feel safe.
1235
01:26:15,592 --> 01:26:17,511
Sorry. It's true.
1236
01:26:20,138 --> 01:26:25,059
I loved Warren's strength.
I relied on his strength.
1237
01:26:25,060 --> 01:26:29,147
So when that strength
began to fade, when his...
1238
01:26:30,190 --> 01:26:32,775
body and mind stopped being
what they once were.
1239
01:26:32,776 --> 01:26:36,071
I felt abandoned. I felt...
1240
01:26:37,656 --> 01:26:38,490
angry.
1241
01:26:39,950 --> 01:26:43,453
Not proud of that, but it's what I felt.
1242
01:26:47,165 --> 01:26:51,377
Pramila Mahesh knew Warren,
only at the end. And what a gift.
1243
01:26:51,378 --> 01:26:54,088
Because Pramila, without any expectations,
1244
01:26:54,089 --> 01:26:56,425
listened to Warren...
1245
01:26:57,342 --> 01:27:01,346
in a way that I had stopped listening.
1246
01:27:02,556 --> 01:27:06,893
And bless her, she recorded his words
and made this remarkable book
1247
01:27:06,894 --> 01:27:12,983
{\an8}that I can't even begin to describe what
reading this book has opened up for me.
1248
01:27:13,775 --> 01:27:16,235
I mean,
I knew most of the stories already.
1249
01:27:16,236 --> 01:27:21,950
I knew that he ran in the Millrose Games
when he was 19, as part of his legend.
1250
01:27:23,035 --> 01:27:23,911
But he...
1251
01:27:25,204 --> 01:27:26,788
He wasn't a legend.
1252
01:27:27,456 --> 01:27:28,332
Not then.
1253
01:27:29,374 --> 01:27:30,542
He was a boy.
1254
01:27:32,336 --> 01:27:35,421
A boy who wanted to win that race so much,
1255
01:27:35,422 --> 01:27:39,801
who ran so hard,
who took the lead with a lap to go.
1256
01:27:40,677 --> 01:27:41,970
And lost.
1257
01:27:43,388 --> 01:27:49,686
This second plane trip, the one back home,
was bent in the back row in tears.
1258
01:27:50,854 --> 01:27:53,190
One night about a week ago...
1259
01:27:54,900 --> 01:27:57,778
I got into bed
and Warren woke up for a moment...
1260
01:27:59,488 --> 01:28:01,031
and looked at me.
1261
01:28:03,158 --> 01:28:03,992
And...
1262
01:28:04,826 --> 01:28:07,829
there he was, the boy.
1263
01:28:09,748 --> 01:28:15,086
I saw in his eyes
the pain that he was feeling at age 19
1264
01:28:15,087 --> 01:28:19,675
and now again,
65 years later, the pain of...
1265
01:28:20,968 --> 01:28:23,637
falling short of what he wanted to be.
1266
01:28:27,808 --> 01:28:29,226
And in that moment.
1267
01:28:31,228 --> 01:28:35,190
I love the great Warren Rand more fully
than I'd ever loved him before.
1268
01:28:36,984 --> 01:28:39,987
And I'm so glad
I got to do that before he left.
1269
01:28:43,240 --> 01:28:44,449
Thank you.
1270
01:30:27,803 --> 01:30:30,055
Warren. I'm home.
1271
01:30:32,558 --> 01:30:33,767
Warren.
1272
01:30:35,352 --> 01:30:36,854
Warren, honey?
1273
01:30:39,147 --> 01:30:41,066
Oh, you're still here?
1274
01:30:41,650 --> 01:30:42,484
I...
1275
01:30:45,529 --> 01:30:49,408
I wanted to know what it feels like
not to hear him answer.
1276
01:30:51,159 --> 01:30:52,661
How's it feel?
1277
01:30:55,622 --> 01:30:58,083
I feel like I let him down, Stan.
1278
01:30:59,168 --> 01:31:02,628
I mean, if he was being honest,
totally honest,
1279
01:31:02,629 --> 01:31:04,213
would he say I was a good wife?
1280
01:31:04,214 --> 01:31:08,801
Would he say I was there for him
in the way he needed all these years?
1281
01:31:08,802 --> 01:31:10,053
I don't know. I...
1282
01:31:15,475 --> 01:31:17,686
I truly do not know.
1283
01:31:28,530 --> 01:31:30,741
"Help me, Mr. Wizard."
1284
01:31:52,471 --> 01:31:55,181
I took Sammi camping
once up in the mountains.
1285
01:31:55,182 --> 01:31:59,268
She was like 10 or so
and she didn't wanna go.
1286
01:31:59,269 --> 01:32:00,895
But I said, "We're going.
1287
01:32:00,896 --> 01:32:03,482
We're going to have a great time,
so shut the fuck up."
1288
01:32:04,107 --> 01:32:07,236
Such was my sensitive parenting style.
1289
01:32:07,903 --> 01:32:11,531
So we go. She won't stop complaining.
1290
01:32:11,532 --> 01:32:15,993
"It's cold. The food's gross.
It's raining really hard."
1291
01:32:15,994 --> 01:32:17,787
It wasn't even raining that hard.
1292
01:32:17,788 --> 01:32:22,417
If it wasn't for the big hole in the tent,
she never would have noticed.
1293
01:32:23,877 --> 01:32:28,089
And then she starts complaining that
her ears hurt because of the altitude.
1294
01:32:28,090 --> 01:32:31,759
And I remember that
her mom used peroxide for that.
1295
01:32:31,760 --> 01:32:36,931
So I get some out of the first aid
and I tilt her head to the side
1296
01:32:36,932 --> 01:32:42,979
and I pour a capful in one of her ears,
which, as it turns out, is way too much,
1297
01:32:42,980 --> 01:32:47,400
and most of it rolls out
down right into her eye
1298
01:32:47,401 --> 01:32:51,779
and she starts screaming,
screams of the, "God help me,
1299
01:32:51,780 --> 01:32:54,533
I'm being burned alive" variety.
1300
01:32:59,413 --> 01:33:05,626
So now I'm thinking,
"Holy shit, did I just blind my kid?"
1301
01:33:05,627 --> 01:33:07,753
Nearest hospital is like two hours away.
1302
01:33:07,754 --> 01:33:09,881
We're in the Adirondacks,
1303
01:33:09,882 --> 01:33:14,343
so to get some sense
of the damage I take--
1304
01:33:14,344 --> 01:33:19,140
And I'm not defending this move, mind you,
1305
01:33:19,141 --> 01:33:22,351
I take a capful of the peroxide and--
1306
01:33:22,352 --> 01:33:23,604
I'm not defending this.
1307
01:33:24,271 --> 01:33:28,107
Pour it into my own eye
to see how bad it really is.
1308
01:33:28,108 --> 01:33:32,821
Turns out, very bad. Like sulfuric acid.
1309
01:33:33,614 --> 01:33:37,491
So now I'm thinking
I do need to get her to a hospital.
1310
01:33:37,492 --> 01:33:40,745
Not to mention myself.
So I scoop her up in her pajamas.
1311
01:33:40,746 --> 01:33:42,205
But I'm half blind.
1312
01:33:42,206 --> 01:33:45,082
I'm running towards the car
and I don't see the picnic table.
1313
01:33:45,083 --> 01:33:47,961
The exact height of my balls.
1314
01:33:50,964 --> 01:33:53,133
I feel like you're getting ahead
of the story.
1315
01:33:54,009 --> 01:33:57,220
But yeah,
I go slamming into the picnic table.
1316
01:33:57,221 --> 01:33:58,888
Sammi goes flying.
1317
01:33:58,889 --> 01:34:01,182
She lands in a big pile of mud.
1318
01:34:01,183 --> 01:34:06,229
I'm grabbing my gonads,
keeled over next to her.
1319
01:34:06,230 --> 01:34:10,025
And there we are, in the mud...
1320
01:34:10,901 --> 01:34:14,905
cold, wet, eyes burning.
1321
01:34:16,907 --> 01:34:19,993
And the only thing
I can think of to say to her is...
1322
01:34:20,994 --> 01:34:22,746
"I'm sorry, Sammi."
1323
01:34:25,290 --> 01:34:27,251
And she looks at me...
1324
01:34:28,627 --> 01:34:34,174
with this muddy, squinty face,
1325
01:34:34,883 --> 01:34:37,511
and she says, "It's okay, Dad.
1326
01:34:38,136 --> 01:34:40,556
You're doing the best you can."
1327
01:34:42,683 --> 01:34:44,017
And I definitely...
1328
01:34:44,518 --> 01:34:48,313
Backhanded compliment,
given the circumstances.
1329
01:34:49,398 --> 01:34:53,193
But still, for some reason...
1330
01:34:54,111 --> 01:34:58,866
she chose that moment of all moments
1331
01:35:00,367 --> 01:35:02,119
to let me be human.
1332
01:35:09,334 --> 01:35:11,879
Mr. Wizard.
1333
01:35:14,840 --> 01:35:18,927
- And happy birthday.
- Happy birthday.
1334
01:35:47,831 --> 01:35:50,583
I'm the newest little fish
In the big blue sea
1335
01:35:50,584 --> 01:35:53,044
And everybody's talking
And they're looking at me
1336
01:35:53,045 --> 01:35:55,630
Saying "What you gonna do with your life?"
1337
01:35:55,631 --> 01:35:58,382
You know you gotta do it soon
And you gotta do it right
1338
01:35:58,383 --> 01:36:03,596
We like it, I got it, I understand
Can't screw up, cause you got one chance
1339
01:36:03,597 --> 01:36:06,182
Go to get a job, and then follow the plan
1340
01:36:06,183 --> 01:36:11,855
But then how in the heck
Could I be who I am?
1341
01:36:16,610 --> 01:36:21,822
I don't think they understand
That I'ma be all right, I'ma be okay
1342
01:36:21,823 --> 01:36:24,367
I don't think they understand
That I'm all my way
1343
01:36:24,368 --> 01:36:27,119
So it doesn't really matter
What you think or say
1344
01:36:27,120 --> 01:36:32,083
Cause I'ma B-E-L-I-E-V-A, all right
I'ma be okay
1345
01:36:32,084 --> 01:36:34,794
No, I'm not there yet
But I'm on my way
1346
01:36:34,795 --> 01:36:37,463
So it doesn't really matter
What you think or say
1347
01:36:37,464 --> 01:36:42,261
I'm a B-E-L-I-E-V-A
1348
01:37:11,498 --> 01:37:14,375
I'm a B-E-liever
1349
01:37:14,376 --> 01:37:19,505
B-E-O-B, oh, please don't say she can't
So you best believe her
1350
01:37:19,506 --> 01:37:22,175
Put your hands up, you're a dreamer
1351
01:37:22,176 --> 01:37:24,635
B-E-liever
1352
01:37:24,636 --> 01:37:30,392
A B-E-O-B, oh, please don't say she can't
So you best believe her
1353
01:37:31,560 --> 01:37:34,687
I'ma be all right, I'ma be okay
1354
01:37:34,688 --> 01:37:37,440
No, I'm not there yet
But I'm on my way
1355
01:37:37,441 --> 01:37:40,193
So it doesn't really matter
What you think or say
1356
01:37:40,194 --> 01:37:43,362
'Cause I'm a B-E-L-I-E-V-A, all right
1357
01:37:43,363 --> 01:37:47,825
I'ma be okay
No, the best is yet to come my way
1358
01:37:47,826 --> 01:37:50,453
So it doesn't really matter
What you think or say
1359
01:37:50,454 --> 01:37:53,039
'Cause I'm a B-E-L-I-E-V
1360
01:37:53,040 --> 01:37:58,252
I said B-E-L-I-E-V, get a B-E-L-I-E-V
1361
01:37:58,253 --> 01:38:04,467
Get a B-E-L-I-E-V, get a B-E-L-I-E-V-A
1362
01:38:04,468 --> 01:38:06,178
It's my dad!
1363
01:38:29,743 --> 01:38:31,202
It's my kid.
1364
01:38:31,203 --> 01:38:32,119
Yeah!
1365
01:38:32,120 --> 01:38:33,330
My daughter!
1366
01:38:50,514 --> 01:38:52,015
Come on! Do it!